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For a moment I thought a surprise dildo appeared on my floor. Turns out it’s a sock.
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For a moment I thought a surprise dildo appeared on my floor. Turns out it’s a sock.
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Everything’s a sock if you’re brave enough.
Who said it couldn’t. Growing up we were told that you can be anything you wanted to be as long as you had the determination and ingenuity to make it happen. So follow your dreams kid. Make the world a better place
A very excited sock.
You what they say about big feet
Well I found the dumbest fucking post on Reddit today.
I scrolled past and back to this a couple of times before giggling to myself 😅🤣
The universe is trying to tell you something
Surprised? Or Excited?
Is that the Shorty Mac model?
Little bit of epoxy and voila!
What I REALLY want to know is… How often does a random surprise dildo show up on your floor that you went there vs… well… anything else? 🙂
I’m sorry about your disappointment
A sock n balls.
I wonder how charming your life is, where *supprise dildo* is a thing that can *just happen* to you XD
Man, even the sock rejected me
I guess we see…
what we want to see eh?
Big black sock
Big Black sock
It’s an on field Bills dildo
Were you initially confused or excited?
You’re nasty
Were you relieved or disappointed?
“Surprise dildo”
Ah disappointingly flaccid 😞
“Everything reminds me of him.”
U/Rejectyd probably.