I always wondered why some self defence instructors always wear tactical vests but now I realise, they keep the batteries in it for the time stopping device.
At first I thought it was just a twist like “Just give them your wallet and you’ll be fine. That’s how you handle an armed robbery”, but this is nice too.
Dang, I have to keep practicing on my time stop skills.
I was never able to stop time before I was robbed before.
But thanks to this video encouraging me to practice again, I have prevented myself from being robbed 3 times this week already, and wrecked bloody revenge on the would be robber!
I just wish the muggers would grab me with both hands around the throat, so I can use all those super cool moves I learned in Karate and Judo class.
“Hey now, you can’t just hold a knife that way — it’s got to point upwards so I can twist your wrist and apply leverage to your elbow. Pointing it down means my wrist gets slashed!”
“Okay, I’ll reset — I’m just arriving NOW! Yarg!!!!”
“That’s better, but, where are the choke holds? You are really ruining this mugging for me.”
I always wondered why some self defence instructors always wear tactical vests but now I realise, they keep the batteries in it for the time stopping device.
Automatically made me think of D.U.S.T.
At first I thought it was just a twist like “Just give them your wallet and you’ll be fine. That’s how you handle an armed robbery”, but this is nice too.
Ah the death note generation now has grown up. How time flies.
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That was some real r/Unexpected shiznit.
Dang, I have to keep practicing on my time stop skills.
I was never able to stop time before I was robbed before.
But thanks to this video encouraging me to practice again, I have prevented myself from being robbed 3 times this week already, and wrecked bloody revenge on the would be robber!
Thanks, Reiku_Johin!
So, it’s the same type of self defense as Star Platinum
So many twists!
Fuck. The death note addition really brought that home for me.
Well done, sir.
I love the dead-serious, authoritive delivery.
I just wish the muggers would grab me with both hands around the throat, so I can use all those super cool moves I learned in Karate and Judo class.
“Hey now, you can’t just hold a knife that way — it’s got to point upwards so I can twist your wrist and apply leverage to your elbow. Pointing it down means my wrist gets slashed!”
“Okay, I’ll reset — I’m just arriving NOW! Yarg!!!!”
“That’s better, but, where are the choke holds? You are really ruining this mugging for me.”
Is he robbing him with a Thorn hand cannon from Destiny?
New Jojo part looking kinda fire
Since when does Lincoln clay teach self defense
that’s a lot of plot twists
I need more self defense videos like this
That ending was the best most unexpected thing ive seen all day ππππ
Brilliant!
I wish people would stop slinging this misinformation. These sort of “sElF-dEfEnSe” techniques don’t work in the real world.
Any self-defense instructor worth their salt will tell you to use Sub-Zero’s ice clone technique and then teleport away while the mugger is frozen
The fool! That gives him 40 seconds to rob another guy!
And you didn’t clap his cheeks that’s not Flawless reversal
Star Platinum – THE WORLD!
The Death Note got me. The mugger is even starting to feel the heart attack in the background, love that attention to detail.
Lincoln Clay down bad
Pretty smart. If you stop time, you donβt need a bag of chips.
*Potato chip eating intensifies*
Holy shit, it’s Joe! I know this guy and have filmed with him! He’s awesome!