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Nice flip-flop tan lines. Looks like you are living your best life!
Just saying L O
Might mean low battery.
… and behold, you’re overweight.
its missing a L
This would make a killings. Selling false dreams to desperate people like me.
I have a couple of those scales around my house. Helps with depression
I have this brand and hate it for this reason. They insist on only using CR32 coin cell batteries which never last very long. And when it’s low, it *starts* to work/display a weight before switching to “LO” and turning off. Keep displaying LO all you want, i know you still have juice in there damnit
It’s not complimenting you, it’s the Herald angel announcing your arrival
bro its a nazi
King James, lo — look, see, behold, observe
It also measures your self-esteem