I fought an orc near the Seregost fortress who had a similar title. Pushkrimp The Pathetic.
Pushkrimp saw me fighting two other, higher-level captains, and thought it was a great idea to ambush me as well. Pushkrimp very quickly decided to join my side when I *persuaded* him to do so with the New Ring.
With his “help” (mostly just him fleeing while on fire) I managed to turn the tide and recruited the other two captains. But Pushkrimp was too powerful for me—he broke my control and rebelled literally seconds later…
…in front of my entire squad of brainwashed orcs… just outside the gates of my fort.
Sounds like a request for pity sex XD
So basically a downgrade from Austin Powers
#YeahBaby
For me it’s the Living Failures from Bloodborne
Is that an order?
If he doesn’t say “m’lady….”
Shagging the pathetic was what I majored in at college.
Me to Shag
Im pathetic shag me
at least he’s outside making something of his life.
Fun game but it could have so much more
Sounds more like a request.
I read his name as a verb and it drastically changed the meaning
So, you have sexual relations with pathetic people? Interesting…
“Look it was going to be Scar the Pathfinder but my autocorrect…”
Aw i miss this game. Honestly they shouldve given players more control over thrall stats. So much rng and death goes into raising those bastards 🙂
I fought an orc near the Seregost fortress who had a similar title. Pushkrimp The Pathetic.
Pushkrimp saw me fighting two other, higher-level captains, and thought it was a great idea to ambush me as well. Pushkrimp very quickly decided to join my side when I *persuaded* him to do so with the New Ring.
With his “help” (mostly just him fleeing while on fire) I managed to turn the tide and recruited the other two captains. But Pushkrimp was too powerful for me—he broke my control and rebelled literally seconds later…
…in front of my entire squad of brainwashed orcs… just outside the gates of my fort.
Pushkrimp is no longer with us.
I saw one named Dush the Pickler.
There’s also [Flogg the Moaner](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_MMngWFVHk).
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