“They say it’s as big as four cats and it’s got a retractable leg so’s it can leap up at ya better. And you know what, Ted? It lights up at night and it’s got four ears, two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, on the inside of its head. Its claws are as big as cups and for some reason it’s got a tremendous fear of stamps. Mrs. Doyle was telling me that it’s got magnets on its tail so’s if you’re made of metal it can attach itself to ya, and instead of a mouth it’s got four arses. It doesn’t have any eyebrows, at all, except on Saturdays, and when it yawns it sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel.”
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Fargo Boyle you feckin insidious bastard
F@&in’ ell!
Fuckin’ hell!
This was such a marvelous show. Highly recommend it to everyone.
…. Is he wearing a crown?
It’s a shame that Graham Linehan’s brain has been eaten by worms.
The Beast of Craggy Isle
“They say it’s as big as four cats and it’s got a retractable leg so’s it can leap up at ya better. And you know what, Ted? It lights up at night and it’s got four ears, two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, on the inside of its head. Its claws are as big as cups and for some reason it’s got a tremendous fear of stamps. Mrs. Doyle was telling me that it’s got magnets on its tail so’s if you’re made of metal it can attach itself to ya, and instead of a mouth it’s got four arses. It doesn’t have any eyebrows, at all, except on Saturdays, and when it yawns it sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel.”
He’s lost the trust of his sheep. That’s punishment enough.
Every episode was gold but Chirpy Burpy Cheep Sheep was on another level.
No burping sheep has ever won!
Love this show
The delivery on “How…how DARE you bring…SHAME” is somehow the highlight for me
I love the list of things that are made up. Non-Catholic gods being on it always cracks me up.