this is xuxa, who used to be the “queen of the kids” here in brazil, her shows were specifically targeted for children and young teens (usually girls but everyone was included)
and yeah most of the population here don’t know what they are saying in music with english lyrics lol.
I’ve heard this song millions of times… but, apparently, never an unedited version, lol. I’m cracking up over how sharp the word “dick” sounds in there
I was a kid in Brazil during that time. That song would play everywhere, specially in kids birthday parties and, as you can see, tv shows made for kids.
I don’t think the average Brazilian knew English at the time. Even though I took English lessons as a kid I remember the first time someone translated the song to me.
I was like “get out of here, there is no way that’s what it means”. Years later I found out it was true, and it put these tv shows at perspective.
I mean, come on! Most mom and dad’s didn’t know what the lyrics, but someone on that production must have!
Anyway, enjoy a bunch of 7 years old singing they don’t want no short dick man.
I was vacationing in Greece back in the 90’s. The most popular tv show was this variety hour that had a bunch of scantily dressed women licking ice cones during all of the acts.
I was stationed in Honduras when this song came out. I went downtown to a pretty nice store to buy some sunglasses or something….there was what appeared to be about a 10 year old girl in there singing to this song.
I also remember having to listen to The Macarena at every f’ing club and then getting back to the states and about 3 months later it hit the charts in America.
Language barrier had to have some play in this. In Philippines they would play American songs in bars, arcades and public events just because of the beat and tune but had no idea what the lyrics were.
I saw the the Xuxa headband and recognized the headband. But then I realized IT WAS THE XUXA SHOW!!! Lmfaooo this bitch. She speaks ENGLISH!! She Fuckin knew! Ahahaha nuuuuuu I’m dead
I consider this grooming as well. See, it has nothing to do with LGBTQ stuff. It’s about exposing children to adult content and normalizing it. Let the kids be kids as long as they can until they are ready to grow up naturally. The only people that want kids to be sexual at a younger age is …… what do you call them again?????
I think everyone in the family can agree with her concerns.
Everyone here has had more sex than you.
90’s version of TikTok’s Lip Sync challenge
Havent heard this song since the mother son dance at my wedding
All the girls would dance around and point at our friend Matt when this came on in the club. Sorry Matt
All the young kids standing there.. blank expressions lol
this is xuxa, who used to be the “queen of the kids” here in brazil, her shows were specifically targeted for children and young teens (usually girls but everyone was included)
and yeah most of the population here don’t know what they are saying in music with english lyrics lol.
I’ve heard this song millions of times… but, apparently, never an unedited version, lol. I’m cracking up over how sharp the word “dick” sounds in there
Well, look who’s dancing around her.
Brazilian Robin Sparkles
Let’s go hawks!
*What’s the regional short dick length for that era?*
for those asking for a friend:
“Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
or
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared”
-Reliable source
I was a kid in Brazil during that time. That song would play everywhere, specially in kids birthday parties and, as you can see, tv shows made for kids.
I don’t think the average Brazilian knew English at the time. Even though I took English lessons as a kid I remember the first time someone translated the song to me.
I was like “get out of here, there is no way that’s what it means”. Years later I found out it was true, and it put these tv shows at perspective.
I mean, come on! Most mom and dad’s didn’t know what the lyrics, but someone on that production must have!
Anyway, enjoy a bunch of 7 years old singing they don’t want no short dick man.
Wait I’m confused, does she want a short dick man? What about a long dick woman?
That song was loved around the world and most people didn’t have a clue what it was about
OK!
I get it. Sorry.
I’ll leave.
There’s a distinct lack of butts for this to be Brazilian tv
Okay wait this is actually fucking hilarious lmao
I was vacationing in Greece back in the 90’s. The most popular tv show was this variety hour that had a bunch of scantily dressed women licking ice cones during all of the acts.
Mesmerizing…
Imagine having that played during a funeral
This is so 90s that it caused a starter jacket and raiders hat to manifest itself on my body.
Immediately made me think of Bart Simpson watching kid’s TV in Brazil!
“On top of; beneath. On top of; beneath.”
“I was in the pool!”
this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
Yeah I was a kid when this song came out and it was on the the radio as “don’t want no short short man” like cmon lol what did that even mean?
I was stationed in Honduras when this song came out. I went downtown to a pretty nice store to buy some sunglasses or something….there was what appeared to be about a 10 year old girl in there singing to this song.
I also remember having to listen to The Macarena at every f’ing club and then getting back to the states and about 3 months later it hit the charts in America.
Oh the 90’s lol
Language barrier had to have some play in this. In Philippines they would play American songs in bars, arcades and public events just because of the beat and tune but had no idea what the lyrics were.
perfectly normal… non-english speaking countries back then didn’t bother to understand english music.
even today, music from American artists, who usually sound censured on radios in America, is played “uncensored” in, say, Spain.
I feel personally attacked by this song :'(
Am I losing it or are those Portland Winterhawks jerseys on the backup dancers??
Why does she have an Ottawa senators jersey on lol
Edit: it’s a blackhawks jersey, still…random
The most fucked up part is when she says “what in the world is that fucking dick?!” and it cuts to 2 children jumping and smiling lmao @ 1:02
Catchy AF tho!
I’ll be in the grocery store later
“Don’t want no short dick man’
Bruh why is that kinda catchy
Here come the Hawks, the might-ty Black hawks…
That random Blackhawks jersey…
This reminds me of when Americans were screaming skeet skeet skeet in the 00’s without know what it meant..0
I saw the the Xuxa headband and recognized the headband. But then I realized IT WAS THE XUXA SHOW!!! Lmfaooo this bitch. She speaks ENGLISH!! She Fuckin knew! Ahahaha nuuuuuu I’m dead
Fun fact for those who are into “where are they now” stories- she is currently a Philosophy Professor at a reputable American University
As a short dick man, I gotta say, Im a lot more offended by the terrible lip syncing.
I saw a swedish advert for an English language course where the whole family grooves to the song “I wanna fuck you in the ass”
This is el show de Xuxa, it is was a children show ! When this was televised I had not idea what the song lyrics meant ! Priceless.
I consider this grooming as well. See, it has nothing to do with LGBTQ stuff. It’s about exposing children to adult content and normalizing it. Let the kids be kids as long as they can until they are ready to grow up naturally. The only people that want kids to be sexual at a younger age is …… what do you call them again?????