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If I were him I’d sue them or change the business name to Blue-balls & Go. November 22, 2023 at 9:08 am Reply
Yes this is a real chain of gas stations in the Upper Midwest. AKA Ejaculate and Evacuate. November 22, 2023 at 9:23 am Reply
Why you have to expose the poor guy like that, he’s just doing what you told him to November 22, 2023 at 9:59 am Reply
HOT NEWS!!! A man in IOWA sues gas station for false advertisement!!! November 22, 2023 at 11:17 am Reply
Alternative names for the gas station. Jizz and Jet Ejaculate and evacuate November 22, 2023 at 12:36 pm Reply
I came and went many times but they never gave me a hard time about it. November 22, 2023 at 5:15 pm Reply
Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film “The Neverending Story”. -Lionel Hutz November 23, 2023 at 5:22 am Reply
Thank you, please Kum again
Instructions unclear – Buddy came but didn’t go
If I were him I’d sue them or change the business name to Blue-balls & Go.
Yes this is a real chain of gas stations in the Upper Midwest. AKA Ejaculate and Evacuate.
Only in America
Why you have to expose the poor guy like that, he’s just doing what you told him to
He came but they didn’t let him go
CUM AHAHHAHAHAHA LMAO:)
Not his fault!
Kum & Go to Jail
Damnit dad not again
HOT NEWS!!!
A man in IOWA sues gas station for false advertisement!!!
I Meeeaaaaaannnnnnnnn….you know…..
Was he supposed to Kum and Stay???
No, it’s not false advertising. He came, and now he has to go.
Not if the GO is to jail.
He should have came and went.
Alternative names for the gas station.
Jizz and Jet
Ejaculate and evacuate
Isn’t that Matthew Lillard?
Dang it Greg, it’s a K not a C!
Well, he obviously wasn’t ready to go yet.
Here we call these gas stations Jizz & Split
Cum n go… Directly to jail
” I thought this was America!”
Should be called Kum & Cuffed
But… He was just following instructions
I came and went many times but they never gave me a hard time about it.
Spooge and Split
Kum (in the bathroom stall) and Go (wash your hands.)
Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film “The Neverending Story”. -Lionel Hutz