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Here’s the story… Once upon a time, somebody had a label maker and thought it would be clever to put that on a gas pump. The End. March 28, 2023 at 2:29 am Reply
If you know where to look you can still find pro-anus pumps. It’s a shame what we have come to really March 28, 2023 at 3:18 am Reply
And they all laughed at me when I was perfecting my suction technique! March 28, 2023 at 3:29 am Reply
Might give someone an idea. Its like a sticker on a lunch box. “This is Ross Geller’s sandwich” March 28, 2023 at 3:53 am Reply
There’s an easier way to put lead in someone’s ass. (A bit outdated. I’m old.) March 28, 2023 at 4:50 am Reply
I wish people would stop telling me how I am allowed to enjoy my free time. March 28, 2023 at 5:40 am Reply
I believe it was Jack Whitehall who said “If there’s a sign there it’s only cause someone has done it before” March 28, 2023 at 7:46 am Reply
There’s similar messaging on the hull, near the export nozzle of some jet skis. If I remember correctly it said ‘bodily orifices (anus, vagina etc.)’. …odd they didn’t mention ear canal or nostrils. March 28, 2023 at 9:42 am Reply
Surprising it became a big enough problem that they had to start video monitoring March 28, 2023 at 1:27 pm Reply
All it takes to make a meme is a $20 Dymo EasyLabeler from Amazon and the skill to peel the backing off and stick it on a random gas pump. No one stuck a gas nozzle up their ass at a self service island at 7-11. Common sense. March 28, 2023 at 1:39 pm Reply
He literally tried to put something behind it
I wonder how this one turns out in the end
This is why we can’t have nice things
Here’s the story…
Once upon a time, somebody had a label maker and thought it would be clever to put that on a gas pump. The End.
Do they mean *my* anus or someone else’s?
If you know where to look you can still find pro-anus pumps. It’s a shame what we have come to really
See what happened was
Fucking pump kink shameing me
And they all laughed at me when I was perfecting my suction technique!
Some things come with #4 behind it as well.
Might give someone an idea. Its like a sticker on a lunch box. “This is Ross Geller’s sandwich”
I thought this might be a r/venturebrothers reference for a sec
There’s an easier way to put lead in someone’s ass.
(A bit outdated. I’m old.)
I wish people would stop telling me how I am allowed to enjoy my free time.
San Francisco?
Someone will put a sticker “without proper lube” here shortly
So nice that this is a request and not a directive.
See? Now because of me they have a sign.
Aww man they took the anus out of the gas equation. We have rights.
I believe it was Jack Whitehall who said “If there’s a sign there it’s only cause someone has done it before”
Then why do we call it gas?! Where else is it supposed to go? /j
There’s similar messaging on the hull, near the export nozzle of some jet skis.
If I remember correctly it said ‘bodily orifices (anus, vagina etc.)’. …odd they didn’t mention ear canal or nostrils.
hahaha
Behind every sign there’s a story. Pun intended.
They said please.
For every warning label, there exists a lawsuit.
And this behind has a story…
Surprising it became a big enough problem that they had to start video monitoring
No, on second thought let them. It’s a self fixing problem.
All it takes to make a meme is a $20 Dymo EasyLabeler from Amazon and the skill to peel the backing off and stick it on a random gas pump. No one stuck a gas nozzle up their ass at a self service island at 7-11. Common sense.
Ass station
Damn,they got the sticker.oh well
Bet That was Spicy