April 15, 2022 by Heliocentrist [ad_1] everybody was kung-fu fighting getting day drunk at Chili’s [ad_2] View Reddit by Heliocentrist – View Source
Good ending: You beat the Ninjas. Bad ending: You don’t beat the Ninjas. It has nothing to do with beer or Chilis April 15, 2022 at 11:59 am Reply
That must be the secret to enjoying eating at Chili’s. I’ve only been there once, when I was sober, and I was not impressed. April 15, 2022 at 12:06 pm Reply
Turn to page 420 to order the nachos. Turn to page 69 to hit on the waitress. April 15, 2022 at 12:09 pm Reply
Can’t be too bad, you’re still counting at 14. Time to go for the full case. April 15, 2022 at 12:10 pm Reply
I’m stuck on page 37 where I get to choose between ordering some southwest eggrolls or lobbing a Presidente margarita across the dining room towards the kid licking the salt off of all the tortilla chips in the basket. April 15, 2022 at 12:32 pm Reply
The manager says you are overserved. He politely requests that you leave. If you agree, turn to page 29. If that’s bullsh*t, turn to page 48. April 15, 2022 at 8:50 pm Reply
14 Beers at Chili’s AKA “Exactly one half as drunk as Nixon was ever minute that he was president.” April 16, 2022 at 2:35 am Reply
Good ending: You beat the Ninjas.
Bad ending: You don’t beat the Ninjas.
It has nothing to do with beer or Chilis
I wanna see what the bad ending is
Is that Jason Bateman?!
That must be the secret to enjoying eating at Chili’s. I’ve only been there once, when I was sober, and I was not impressed.
Turn to page 420 to order the nachos. Turn to page 69 to hit on the waitress.
Can’t be too bad, you’re still counting at 14. Time to go for the full case.
Hey! That sounds like my Friday afternoon! Hiyah!!!
That’s definitely Bo Burnham
It’s all fun and games till you get Emilio Estevez drunk.
I’m stuck on page 37 where I get to choose between ordering some southwest eggrolls or lobbing a Presidente margarita across the dining room towards the kid licking the salt off of all the tortilla chips in the basket.
This is just Gymkata
Why does he look like Bo Burnham
Bo Burnham?
This has me laughing hard. I wish this adventure book was real.
Checks out!
The manager says you are overserved. He politely requests that you leave.
If you agree, turn to page 29.
If that’s bullsh*t, turn to page 48.
I want this so bad I can taste the afterburps.
Emilio Estevez really needs work.
14 Beers at Chili’s AKA “Exactly one half as drunk as Nixon was ever minute that he was president.”