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Every year my nana must do battle with Canadian geese!
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“So… you choose violence.”
-Goose. Probably.
Cobra chickens
They aggressive af. Saw one fly straight into a girl knocking her down
On does not simply battle the Canadian goose…one simply submits to their power.
I think she’s overestimating the Canada geese’s capacity for comprehending the English language.
Canada gooses
Canada geese, not Canadian geese.
This is because it is tradition for the Canadian to annually cast all their pent up anger and aggression into the geese so they can fly South for the winter and carry it all away. Imagine if every Canadian you met was that much of an asshole!
Seriously though, Canadian geese are pests.
That’s not Nana’s house anymore.
We have a pair at my work. The male actually [dares you](https://imgur.com/a/uvQrdsl) to try to make it to the front door.
“If you have a problem with Canada Gooses, then you have a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!”
I’m Canadian and this is a clear example of how we’re not as polite as people think we are.
Sorry about that … 😀
O god I thought she said dick at first lol
If you’ve got a problem with Canada Gooses, you’ve got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.
We do, too. Get an app that makes eagle sounds. Also, don’t chase them, try to herd them. They hate that and will leave.
The cobra chicken might feed on vegetation but they are a predator to be respected. Their bills are like serrated knives and they know it.
Tell her to hiss back louder than them to establish dominance and they’ll be less likely to fuck around
Evil little bastards.
Demon water monsters
Canadian here, I’m more afraid of those geese than bears..
Get a disposable air horn. When it’s empty, drill a hole and install a tire valve stem with epoxy so it can be filled again and reused.
The Canada goose. Known to many Canadians as unholy demon birds.
Pretty tasty, tho.
Get a green laser and keep them away from your property before they nest. Now that they nested, they aren’t leaving until Fall and that **sucks.**
.50 cal spring loaded paintball guns will solve that problem quickly. They are harmless, and designed for kids to use. I have shot myself at point blank range to test them. It stings a little, but not bad. And the paint is non toxic. One shot, center mass, and the goose will fuck right off, without being harmed.
Her first mistake is trying to reason with them.
idk what the bid deal is. Just start throwing bows and they’ll know whats up
My dad used to get paid to remove geese with my herding dogs. Some golf corses use dogs to get rid of the geese too. Try looking around if she don’t wanna share. Heelers are great for it cause they are more stubborn then the geese. Lol.
You can hire people to get rid of those, or shoot them in self defense, in Florida it’s stand your ground.
Canadians are so nice cause our national bird is a giant asshole
Canada geese, not Canadian. They may in fact hail from Canada, but even if so, they are not called Canadian geese.
Canada Geese.
If they have passports issued by Canada then they are Canadian Canada Geese.
You tell ’em Nana!
I know there are people who still like Geese cause they’re birds and can look cool and all that, but there is there anyone out there who honestly thinks “Canadian Geese are fine, you shouldn’t bother them or kick at them if they rush you?”
My work has a very small garden just in front of the entrance that they fenced all sides, top and put a mock coyote.. They’re a protected species in Canada so we can’t do anything if it decides to nest in front of our entrance. It looks ridiculous, but idk what else they can do lol.
Should have some goose for dinner if they keep goin
What language do they speak? Perhaps you’re not using the right French accent.
They are everywhere in the town where I live. They roam around the streets and parking lots, literally looking for something to get pissed about. Try to walk past them and mind your own business, they eye you up and down and will not walk away. I had one block my path one time and hiss at me when I was just trying to walk into work. Bastard kept stepping in front of me when I tried to walk around him/her. I was like, are my coworkers really gonna get to see me throw down with a fuckin goose today?? Obnoxious assholes!
Rake in the lake
Okay bam magera’s mom…
Give them some peas! Be their friend.
Canada Geese, not Canadian.
“Now you listen to me!” “Huh?!” “We’re going to be sharing this deck!” “Huh?!” “So no bitching allowed?” “HUH?!?!”
Cobra Chickens are nasty. Do not engage.