I was once having a movie night with a girlfriend who was going through the entire bag of cotton candy. I wanted a piece so I joked, “Hey are you going to eat all of that?”
***Wrong move.***
She looks at me for a hard, long second, a look of disbelief filling her face until she screams “YOU THINK I’M FAT? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MY FATHER!?” and runs out the door of my apartment.
So I sit there, just shell shocked for a second before I realize “I think this is where I’m supposed to chase her or things will get even worse.” So I run out there, she’s sitting in her car obviously waiting for me to catch up, where she proceeds to explain nothing about what’s wrong and just tell me that once she’s had time to think she’ll call.
She wanted him to walk with her to class and took his answer as he didn’t want to walk with her to class, thus not wanting to be with her so now she’s rejected.
I once had a crush on a girl at school and she was giving me good signs. There was a state fair that week so I told her “see you there.” Went to fair and didnt see her but did see two of my buds. We hopped on the ferris wheel and just chatted as it slowly went around. I spotted her on the ground so yelled her name. She looked around before finally seeing us up in the ride. I waved and she got this look of horror, burst into tears and ran off. She never talked to me again and I always like WTF? Years later my one friend told me he and the other guy were behind me flipping her off. :/
I’m the kind of person that can just sit there and not say anything for hours, even with a person sitting next to me. Once did a 4 hour drive with my brother and didn’t talk the whole time. Made my gf (now wife) cry on 2 separate occasions cause she thought I was stonewalling her or something.
Just so you guys know, this happens in the gay world, too. I’m a masc. Every fem I have ever dated acted this way. Hell, my boyfriend right now sometimes I would come home and he is all pissed about… I don’t actually know most of the time what I did wrong. I’ve learned over the years to just apologize and nod my head when I’m being lectured.
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So, it’s not a woman thing. It’s a feminine thing I suppose.
Lol. Long ago I showed this to my male friends and my girlfriend, they didn’t get it. My mother… “yeah he was supposed to walk to class with her, are you an idiot? It’s obvious, this is why you have trouble with women and never noticed all those girls that were interested in you.” Errr thanks mom…
Seen this clip so many times and had no idea what he was supposed to have done but figured he hadn’t and that was the joke.
Only when it randomly popped up while watching with a girl mate who asked “why the fuck didn’t he wanna walk with her?” did I truly understand the joke and how good it is.
Once an old school mate and her friend (2 girls) appeared below my window and shouted my name. When I looked out and answered they asked what I was doing. Being honest I said “watching TV”. They said “ok” and left. Took me a couple of hours that they wanted to spend time with me… I’m dumb
I knew that woman from the office that was awesome and I think she had some sort of crush on me for whatever reason.
At one day, she brought me a self-cooked meal… problem was, I already ate. So I just said “Thank you. But I just ate and I’m full. I will eat it later”.
To which she replies
“So, when you don’t want my meal, just tell me and don’t lie!”, turned around and stormed out of my office.
I thought “That was weird” and went back to my table, because the phone rang.
An hour later her coworker came over (she shared the office room with her) and told me that said woman was not only angry about refusing her meal (what I didn’t do) but also that I didn’t follow her. Which made her more angry. And because that made her angry, she became even more angry. Her anger escalated ^^
Next day I tried to speak to her, but she ignored me (her coworker was there too).
So I said “Na dann…” (Well then), turned around and left the room.
If amber heard was on 21 Jump street
If men could figure out what we did wrong, cancer would have been cured by now.
FACTS
Also very good the “Men: We Know To Be Friends” gag 😂
I was once having a movie night with a girlfriend who was going through the entire bag of cotton candy. I wanted a piece so I joked, “Hey are you going to eat all of that?”
***Wrong move.***
She looks at me for a hard, long second, a look of disbelief filling her face until she screams “YOU THINK I’M FAT? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MY FATHER!?” and runs out the door of my apartment.
So I sit there, just shell shocked for a second before I realize “I think this is where I’m supposed to chase her or things will get even worse.” So I run out there, she’s sitting in her car obviously waiting for me to catch up, where she proceeds to explain nothing about what’s wrong and just tell me that once she’s had time to think she’ll call.
Well that relationship didn’t work out.
What did he do?
One of those jokes where most of the girls and guys in the room don’t understand the joke for totally opposite reasons.
[Family Guy Jingle Compilation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVvEn0cKcs0)
– Hi there Joan!
*- Dont’t even.*
– Righty-ho then. I’ll be in my office if you need me
I’ve nicknamed myself “Captain Oblivious”, it literally can take me years to work out what was going on with a girl.
“I’m a man. But I can change. If I have to. I guess.” – Possum Lodge Pledge
Edit: Sorry. It was the Possum Lodge’s Man’s Prayer.
She wanted him to walk with her to class and took his answer as he didn’t want to walk with her to class, thus not wanting to be with her so now she’s rejected.
High school is such a serious thing.
These problems matter.
I once had a crush on a girl at school and she was giving me good signs. There was a state fair that week so I told her “see you there.” Went to fair and didnt see her but did see two of my buds. We hopped on the ferris wheel and just chatted as it slowly went around. I spotted her on the ground so yelled her name. She looked around before finally seeing us up in the ride. I waved and she got this look of horror, burst into tears and ran off. She never talked to me again and I always like WTF? Years later my one friend told me he and the other guy were behind me flipping her off. :/
I still don’t know what we did…
I’m the kind of person that can just sit there and not say anything for hours, even with a person sitting next to me. Once did a 4 hour drive with my brother and didn’t talk the whole time. Made my gf (now wife) cry on 2 separate occasions cause she thought I was stonewalling her or something.
My other favorite is the one talking about men being friends.
*Men, we know how to be friends!*
You think this is bad? I got divorced once and still don’t know why she left. That was over ten years ago.
Fuck lol, my gf broke up with me in hs, because I didn’t walk her to her classes lol, I felt this one.
Just so you guys know, this happens in the gay world, too. I’m a masc. Every fem I have ever dated acted this way. Hell, my boyfriend right now sometimes I would come home and he is all pissed about… I don’t actually know most of the time what I did wrong. I’ve learned over the years to just apologize and nod my head when I’m being lectured.
​
So, it’s not a woman thing. It’s a feminine thing I suppose.
Lol. Long ago I showed this to my male friends and my girlfriend, they didn’t get it. My mother… “yeah he was supposed to walk to class with her, are you an idiot? It’s obvious, this is why you have trouble with women and never noticed all those girls that were interested in you.” Errr thanks mom…
Seen this clip so many times and had no idea what he was supposed to have done but figured he hadn’t and that was the joke.
Only when it randomly popped up while watching with a girl mate who asked “why the fuck didn’t he wanna walk with her?” did I truly understand the joke and how good it is.
Yep.
I endorse this
Take my upvote simply because this ISN’T yet another dumb vertical tiktok short that cuts off like 2 inches on each side.
He was supposed to offer to walk with her to class.
For those wondering.
Seriously though we haven’t a clue most of the time. If no one tells us we won’t know.
Actual footage of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
Once an old school mate and her friend (2 girls) appeared below my window and shouted my name. When I looked out and answered they asked what I was doing. Being honest I said “watching TV”. They said “ok” and left. Took me a couple of hours that they wanted to spend time with me… I’m dumb
I knew that woman from the office that was awesome and I think she had some sort of crush on me for whatever reason.
At one day, she brought me a self-cooked meal… problem was, I already ate. So I just said “Thank you. But I just ate and I’m full. I will eat it later”.
To which she replies
“So, when you don’t want my meal, just tell me and don’t lie!”, turned around and stormed out of my office.
I thought “That was weird” and went back to my table, because the phone rang.
An hour later her coworker came over (she shared the office room with her) and told me that said woman was not only angry about refusing her meal (what I didn’t do) but also that I didn’t follow her. Which made her more angry. And because that made her angry, she became even more angry. Her anger escalated ^^
Next day I tried to speak to her, but she ignored me (her coworker was there too).
So I said “Na dann…” (Well then), turned around and left the room.
That made her angry again.
Weird woman. Crazy af.
They guy said “see you there” – not “Lets go there”. she wanted to take a walk with him. Im a man.
Yeah this pretty much sums it up.
The problem with this joke, is only 1% of the time did she want to walk with him.
99% of the time, they’re just making conversation.
Ergo – most of the time, if the man assumes ‘interest’ and says ‘let’s walk together’ etc. – then the woman cringes about ‘harassment’ etc..
So it’s a smart joke, but there’s a worse reality to it.