They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose which ever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. But you had something they didn’t, something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Ass.
Is this custom, or is it something you can get off a shelf? I’m considering getting one for my brother. He has an old anime girl version which is at least 15 years old and is greasy and dirty. He argues that it provides good wrist support, so he won’t change it. This would be an enormous upgrade.
thing of beauty
Master cheeks
Thick pad
How is this nsfw? MC ass is sexy.
Cortana got nothing on this
I was expecting boobs. I consider myself both pleasantly and very surprised.
Cortana must be jealous, chief got that cake
Random elite: Your buns are mine!!! -loud slurping sound occurs-
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Looks like snake has some competition.
T H I C C
damn son didnt know Master Chief was thicc like that
IT’S THICC GUY FROM FORTNITE!!!
Need to make one for pyramid head. Thickity thickems
“Mind telling me what your doing being so thicc?” “Sir, finishing this clap”
Goddammit reddit
Masster Chief
They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose which ever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. But you had something they didn’t, something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Ass.
Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do
*Jaw drops to ground AWOOGAH. WORT WORT WORT. UWAAAAAAHHHH. Snaps fingers now das a hot dame. Aaaaaawobadga.
When the next Halo game is made by Hideo Kojima
Cake infinite
Ohhh *Master*
I used to have a Tracer mousepad like this but Blizzard took it back…
Stupid, sexy Chief..
Where do I buy?
why am i so aroused?
Im trying to infiltrate the convenient ship, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clapping of my cheeks keeps alerting the guards
Master cake
Stupid sexy Master Chief.
that’s UNSC’s ass
*Unzips pants
Master CHEEKS
Sir? Permission to leave the station
For what purpose?
To give the covenant back their cake
https://youtu.be/HQYuYojN4AM
Is this custom, or is it something you can get off a shelf? I’m considering getting one for my brother. He has an old anime girl version which is at least 15 years old and is greasy and dirty. He argues that it provides good wrist support, so he won’t change it. This would be an enormous upgrade.
Omg, hot masterchef
Master Chief tell me what your doing with all that ass..
Sir…. Kicking it back.
Master Thicc
Thicc Spartan doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you.
Thicc Spartan:
His milkshakes bring all the grunts to the yard.