The way your dad looked at it, this cat was your birthright. He’d be damned if any mutts gonna put their greasy furry paws on his boy’s birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this cat, up his ass. Then he died of cat scratch fever, he gave me the cat.
I hid this uncomfortable furball up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the pussy to you.
Shadam has a fever.
The way your dad looked at it, this cat was your birthright. He’d be damned if any mutts gonna put their greasy furry paws on his boy’s birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this cat, up his ass. Then he died of cat scratch fever, he gave me the cat.
I hid this uncomfortable furball up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the pussy to you.
Shaddap, Mapes.
The alot monster strikes again!
So he stuck the spice, up his ass