Reminds me of me on the night before my first marriage. The best man nd I were up til 0400 drinking screwdrivers and vodka shots. I had to crawl to bed and I was still staggering like that sow.
Grew up on a farm. One time, I caught my pet pig eating some fermented pumpkins. This happened to be by my dock at the lake. When I yelled, she took off and ran right off the end of my dock and into the water.
She then began to swim AWAY from me and towards the center of the lake. And my pig LOVED to swim. (lots of pigs do) She didn’t even think about turning around. It was like she was making a run for it…like she was going to catch a charge or something.
I spent most summers of my youth on an uncle & aunt’s mixed farm. Every year, in late summer I would be press-ganged into helping to harvest the many and fecund chokecherry bushes in their wood lot, and the astringent fruit would be used to make wine.
After a suitable period in the fermentation crocks, we’d run the mashed berries and sugary juice through a home-built manual press/strainer and bottle it. Then we’d scatter the plentiful, leftover pomace over the yard for the animals, because on a well-run farm, waste is a sin.
They alll went *absolutely nuts* for the sweet, rich stuff. Of course, the pomace retained not just residual alcohol, but also plenty of active yeast – so once it hit all those warm animal tummies, it would go into fermentation overdrive.
The cows were never given any because the bitter chokecherries would affect their milk. But I quickly learned that there’s only one thing funnier than a drunken rooster flapping like mad, trying to stay perched on top of a drunken, wobbling hen, and that’s a drunken sow laying on her back in a mud puddle, grunting contentedly and languidly waving her trotters in the air like she was sky-swimming.
It made for a most entertaining afternoon. And the next morning the yard was always preternaturally quiet, with barely a crow, cluck, quack or squeal to be heard until around noon.
Should have just let it sleep.
I feel so bad for laughing when it rolled down the hill! It’s so funny though 😂ðŸ˜
Rum ham
Mason is at it again
I remember this video. This little piggy got into the moonshine mash old man Templeton threw out.
I know the feeling
“Shit the bed almighty”
OH MY GOD That is the first time in years that I’ve laughed like that at a video. >!I was not expecting that tumble lmao.!<
Shit the bed almighty lol
Drunk Pig… been with a few of those in my life
I like this type of content
Funniest shit I’ve seen in a long while.
we’ve all been there.
This is one of the best videos ever
Rum Haaaaaaam!
That has to be in the running for most evil but harmless thing done to someone who was drunk.
This clip will never fail to make me laugh.
Are you messed up, girl?
OMG, I bust a gut laughing when he tried to flip and she rolled all the way down.
The see me rolling
Is there, a buried pig? or did one loose a snout some how? :O
after it rolls down the hill, and he rolls it over again – you see a snout on the floor to the right just as the camera pans :O
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How the hell did that footage of my student days leak online? WTH, not cool dude.
Reminds me of me on the night before my first marriage. The best man nd I were up til 0400 drinking screwdrivers and vodka shots. I had to crawl to bed and I was still staggering like that sow.
Classic video. One of my favorites of all time.
Is this not a twitch emote yet? Those guys are slipping
Pig sounds like a dirt bike going up a hill.
Grew up on a farm. One time, I caught my pet pig eating some fermented pumpkins. This happened to be by my dock at the lake. When I yelled, she took off and ran right off the end of my dock and into the water.
She then began to swim AWAY from me and towards the center of the lake. And my pig LOVED to swim. (lots of pigs do) She didn’t even think about turning around. It was like she was making a run for it…like she was going to catch a charge or something.
One of the funniest things I ever had a pig do.
I guess it got the spins.
That’s a rough way to start a hangover.
This is my favorite video on the Internet, no embellishment
Shaddup guys lmao
I spent most summers of my youth on an uncle & aunt’s mixed farm. Every year, in late summer I would be press-ganged into helping to harvest the many and fecund chokecherry bushes in their wood lot, and the astringent fruit would be used to make wine.
After a suitable period in the fermentation crocks, we’d run the mashed berries and sugary juice through a home-built manual press/strainer and bottle it. Then we’d scatter the plentiful, leftover pomace over the yard for the animals, because on a well-run farm, waste is a sin.
They alll went *absolutely nuts* for the sweet, rich stuff. Of course, the pomace retained not just residual alcohol, but also plenty of active yeast – so once it hit all those warm animal tummies, it would go into fermentation overdrive.
The cows were never given any because the bitter chokecherries would affect their milk. But I quickly learned that there’s only one thing funnier than a drunken rooster flapping like mad, trying to stay perched on top of a drunken, wobbling hen, and that’s a drunken sow laying on her back in a mud puddle, grunting contentedly and languidly waving her trotters in the air like she was sky-swimming.
It made for a most entertaining afternoon. And the next morning the yard was always preternaturally quiet, with barely a crow, cluck, quack or squeal to be heard until around noon.
Poor guy is ham-ered.
Bert Kreischer?