Apparently it polishes your boobies, you want that high sheen finish, extra gloss, get a nice chrome-like mirror finish, blind people when the sun reflects off them.
I bought some of their products for my wife! They smell great (taste bad) and are fun to apply! Do they work as advertised? I don’t really care, but if any of these kinds of products do, these contain the ingredient that’s supposed to do the tightening/firming stuff.
I had a jar of this. It’s nice and does it’s job. Smells like a dream. So incredibly overpriced for how much you need to do the job but it did acai my boobies I guess.
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Firms and tightens as it says…
What part of “Boob Polish” doesn’t compute?
It’s a jar. It has a screw-top lid, and is designed to store things.
Apparently it polishes your boobies, you want that high sheen finish, extra gloss, get a nice chrome-like mirror finish, blind people when the sun reflects off them.
An entire product created just to be able to print a poor pun as a product name “A-ca-i (I see) your boobies”…
Makes your tits taste nice. And it’s healthy too
It separates stupid people from their money.
Drains your bank account?
A booby trap!
Nothing. Nothing at all.
Use it on boobies like you would use chalk on a pool cue.
Somewhere, a shoeshine boy realizes he can expand his business…
Açai what you did there
All I can picture is a woman using a huge buffer to polish her cans lol
“Vegan collagen.” Right.
My kids got me this and the Buns of Glowry Butt Butter. They’re just lotions with silly names.
It makes the boobies really smooth, like velvet. Wife has something similar. If I smell it, I initiate.
This makes your wallet thinner.
It makes profit for the company that sells it.
I bought some of their products for my wife! They smell great (taste bad) and are fun to apply! Do they work as advertised? I don’t really care, but if any of these kinds of products do, these contain the ingredient that’s supposed to do the tightening/firming stuff.
It stimulates major boobage
Pretty sure it’s a Harry Potter spell that yanks your target’s shirt off.
Quebec product! It’s titty firminer
The French translation! “Vos boobies” lol
I prefer a matte finish.
Gives you an excuse to tell your husband to rub your tits
Those boobs don’t get shiny on their own.
Takes your money…probably just an exfoliator.
I wonder if they tested it on animal boobs first
Udder nonsense.
make yo tittais twinkle
Nobody likes a dull boob.
It convinces women that we need to purchase separate types of lotion for different parts of our body. It creates profit.
This same brand makes butt polish. My ex has it, and it works
I’m going to need to see a demonstration.
It has Electrolights…that’s what boobies crave
Boob scrub highly recommend if you like soft nice smelling tittays. 😂❤️
It acais your boobies, duh
Firms and tightens your boobs. Why is this even a question. The label is quite clear.
I had a jar of this. It’s nice and does it’s job. Smells like a dream. So incredibly overpriced for how much you need to do the job but it did acai my boobies I guess.