Why is it that I find the mother talking to her sister about dildos and using breaking it just not very realistic. It feel like one of those situation that only work in comic, or fiction. Does anyone ever talk to their sister like that?
Panel two:
Ash:”I heard you say on the phone you needed a new one after you rode the old one too hard”
Mom shocked face
Ash again “oh sorry prof oak is calling me, be nicer to this one, Pokémon are our friends not slaves”
Ash steps away
Panel three:
Mom looking toward the ditto with a smirk
“you can turn into objects right???”
Ditto looking shy and pensive…. “ditto ditto..”
I mean the anime did show that Ditto could turn into objects soooooooooo
The ditto can look like her dream man or woman.
You got a ditto just make it watch some therapy show.
ditto would be the most popular pokemon irl
That is the easiest drawn pokémon I’ve seen so far.
Why is it that I find the mother talking to her sister about dildos and using breaking it just not very realistic. It feel like one of those situation that only work in comic, or fiction. Does anyone ever talk to their sister like that?
“… Since you’re here, though, Ditto…”
“Ditto?”
“Well, I mean… you can take *any* shape, right?”
“Ditto…?”
“It’s just that I might have something for you to do.”
“Ditto!”
“Are you sure? You’d definitely be up for it?”
“Ditto! *Ditto!*”
“Great! Please transform into a vacuum cleaner and tidy up the house!”
“… Ditto.”
This is the kind of thing you remember when you’re 23 and suddenly it clicks.
I heard fans were throwing all kinds of Dittos onto the field during the Patriots-Bills game. What a waste of Pokemon.
Ditto used Transform
Ashes mom is clearly with the professor that’s why both wanted him to go out into the world
Ditto can transform into a human. Ash’s mom is gonna be fine.
It’s ditto’s response in the final panel that cracks me up the most.
Last panel should have been Ditto as Diglett, no speech bubbles.
Ditto is even better. I can turn into anything.
It’s even better…
Have the morphing rules of a ditto been clearly stated?
Ditto
pokémon
That’s why I named my ditto “James Brown.”
Maybe
What about all that Oak wood she’s got?
Totally relatable, Just the other day I called my brother talking about my broken fleshlight.
That was a good joke
Didn’t the shadmeister do a complete prequel and sequel on this one?
Then Ditto used transformation and we all know the end.
/r/ComedyCemetery
Dittle
“Alright Ditto, turn into Ash’s missing father and meet me in the bedroom.”
I think we all know the obvious and much funnier punchline here.
Well, it can change into *anything*
Simplicity works better sometimes:
Panel one:
Ash: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM”
Mom “A ditto…?”
Panel two:
Ash:”I heard you say on the phone you needed a new one after you rode the old one too hard”
Mom shocked face
Ash again “oh sorry prof oak is calling me, be nicer to this one, Pokémon are our friends not slaves”
Ash steps away
Panel three:
Mom looking toward the ditto with a smirk
“you can turn into objects right???”
Ditto looking shy and pensive…. “ditto ditto..”
I feel like the joke was over explained and the punch line was lackluster. But I guess 13 thousand people disagree with me so what do I know.