I can’t believe that one Calvin and Hobbes comic strip became real. Something about a magazine about chewing gum to get a “chewer’s jaw” to attract girls.
Why exactly do you need stronger jaw muscles? If you can chew gum you can eat and talk so that’s pretty much it. Is you jaw gonna be lifting weights or is this some sort of porn thing I’m unaware of?
Jesus fucking Christ, don’t use this product. You will beat the shit out of your teeth, strain the hell out of your jaw joint, and you won’t look much different for doing it.
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On the other hand, do it. Come to me with your future problem mouths. I might buy a boat.
This is called mastic gum, it is used powdered in some foods to give stretch and texture (like cream cheese). Also can be chewed like regular gum.
It softens with the heat of chewing but is crazy sticky, would NOT recommend if you have any crowns, caps, loose teeth or dental work, this stuff will cling to it and rip it out!
It has the flavor of a light herbal tea, slightly eucalyptusish. It is a tree sap, but tasty for it being dried sap? Not sweet or minty at all.
It does naturally clean your mouth (but so does every sugar free gum technically) people claim it to be anti bacterial, research seems iffy on that one.
But it is really good for digestion! Swallowing a small amount reduces stomach aches. Mastic gum also has research showing it reduces inflammation.
I enjoy chewing it with a cold glass of water, I’ll cool down the gum when I take a sip and then can shatter it and swallow a little and repeat.
I get mine off a commercial culinary website. It’s not cheap but all mastic gum is hand picked, seasonal, and only grows in one part of the world. Besides a few oz lasts forever. No disrespect to this seller but their a total hype marketing rip off.
There’s an excellent book called ‘Breath’ (by James Nestor) that discusses how our human jaws and faces have changed due in part to the soft foods we have been eating for the past few hundred years, vs. the tougher/ rawer foods of before. Our faces grew narrow, teeth became crowded, breathing obstructed, etc. All causing us problems. The author actually went down into the Paris catacombs to look at the skulls from 500 years ago. He marveled at the fact that all had broad faces and perfectly straight teeth.
Read that differently the first time…
These look like they’ll fuck up your teeth and dental work though.
Imagine being this fucking vein? Just suck some D already.
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This kind of stuff is just snake oil right? Chewing gum doesn’t actually make your jawline better
That’s just mastic gum, a tree resin that was highly valued by Mediterranean peoples. Used as ingredients and just for chewing.
It might make your breath smell less bad by ancient standards
The Gods must be so dehydrated that their … oh wait a minute, I read that wrong.
No, really officer, it’s gum.
Something else you didn’t know was wrong with you that has been solved with a product.
Everyone here is reading it wrong twice. It’s clearly Cum of Cods.
I can’t believe that one Calvin and Hobbes comic strip became real. Something about a magazine about chewing gum to get a “chewer’s jaw” to attract girls.
Is that a bag of rocks? Presumably Zeus’s petrified cum…
Calvin’s dad?
Want TMJ pain? We’ve got a product for you!!
Don’t believe the claims but I would like to try mastic gum
The gang sells the gum Dennis uses
How the fuck am I supposed to get that into a Turkey baster?
Molly rocks?
Hello migraines
That one orthodontist making TMJ mouth guards rubbing his hands while hidden behind a tree.
Why exactly do you need stronger jaw muscles? If you can chew gum you can eat and talk so that’s pretty much it. Is you jaw gonna be lifting weights or is this some sort of porn thing I’m unaware of?
That just looks like the guy from [Heir to the Cum Throne](https://youtu.be/iWpCdUQLWwU?si=ksDJYm6-JwCNHRsc),which is apt
Dentist here.
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Jesus fucking Christ, don’t use this product. You will beat the shit out of your teeth, strain the hell out of your jaw joint, and you won’t look much different for doing it.
​
On the other hand, do it. Come to me with your future problem mouths. I might buy a boat.
My TMJ is screaming just looking at this
This is called mastic gum, it is used powdered in some foods to give stretch and texture (like cream cheese). Also can be chewed like regular gum.
It softens with the heat of chewing but is crazy sticky, would NOT recommend if you have any crowns, caps, loose teeth or dental work, this stuff will cling to it and rip it out!
It has the flavor of a light herbal tea, slightly eucalyptusish. It is a tree sap, but tasty for it being dried sap? Not sweet or minty at all.
It does naturally clean your mouth (but so does every sugar free gum technically) people claim it to be anti bacterial, research seems iffy on that one.
But it is really good for digestion! Swallowing a small amount reduces stomach aches. Mastic gum also has research showing it reduces inflammation.
I enjoy chewing it with a cold glass of water, I’ll cool down the gum when I take a sip and then can shatter it and swallow a little and repeat.
I get mine off a commercial culinary website. It’s not cheap but all mastic gum is hand picked, seasonal, and only grows in one part of the world. Besides a few oz lasts forever. No disrespect to this seller but their a total hype marketing rip off.
It was a mistake to gum here
There’s an excellent book called ‘Breath’ (by James Nestor) that discusses how our human jaws and faces have changed due in part to the soft foods we have been eating for the past few hundred years, vs. the tougher/ rawer foods of before. Our faces grew narrow, teeth became crowded, breathing obstructed, etc. All causing us problems. The author actually went down into the Paris catacombs to look at the skulls from 500 years ago. He marveled at the fact that all had broad faces and perfectly straight teeth.