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He’s not.
Did I stutter?
Children molested by Satan; 0
Children molested by Christian leaders; countless
Satan wins.
He’s late!
Who would have thought the all-powerful, all-knowing, omnipresent creator of the universe would be able to defeat a rogue angel he created? More like the stupidest story ever told.
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Exit right by the truck stop in Pueblo? Looks familiar.
But what if Jebus turns out to be 13feet 4inches tall? Does Santa win then?
Because graffiti on a bridge abutment is where I would expect to hear the news
You see, the cross was about 14’ tall, so…
Could be spelled even wronger. I wouldn’t want to be the guy that de-feeted Satan.
They’re on the same side.
People still waiting on Jesus these days?
I’m just imagining Jesus with an “Out for lunch. Back soon!” Sign on his door for like, centuries
So if I’m to believe this graffiti, Satan has been defeated BUT Jesus is not come back yet. That’s pretty interesting. Which dogma had Satan getting defeated before Jesus came back? Probably the religion known as “Meth-o-Catholic”.
Maybe it said “undefeated” and they corrected it?
The simple fix to this is adding four little lines. Jesus is coming back **”**soon**”**.
Religion is not for the brightest people.
That’s one step beyond being defeated. It’s extra defeated.
The portal into hell.
So, Christstains are so backward that they don’t believe in spelling, either.
Lol is this Colorado springs? Like road B by the base? Right around deja vu gentlemen’s club?
Used to live around here.
Damn Satan, I thought you had the win. I guess soon we can start killing each other in the name of god and his son. Wait…
Satan don’t give up yet we need you.
Apparently Satan was originally the angel of grammar as well.
This is great news!
Oh look, it’s a neighborhood rape tunnel.
Ah Pueblo.
Stwong Bad vibes
“Jesus is Satan. Coming back is defeateted. Soon!”
Jesus won, no spelling mistakes…
BUT BACK FOR ROUND 3!!!
That’s like, really *REALLY* defeated
Juuze vill neber defnated mz
Maybe bro was just telling some dude named Ted that Satan was defeated and forgot a “d”. Like “See, TED?! Satan is DEFEATED! In your fucking face, TED.”
Oh thank Godeted
I think the author’s idea of ‘soon’ and this jesus character’s idea are far different.
Everyone knows once someone is missing more than 48 hours, you’re almost surely not finding them… at least not finding them in one piece.
Didn’t a train recently derail and kill a guy around that area? Was Satan the one driving the truck or??