This could be quite a bad movie coming from Adrian Lynne’s last movies in the very early 2000s/late 90s. I would also expect that Fox/Disney is dumping this on streaming with both the leads apparently hating each other from a bad relationship. I would be surprised if a press tour is going ahead, if it is that would be funner than the movie.
The granddaddy of these one-scene trailers is “American Sniper” but that sequence was of life-and-death tension … and WB offered glimpses of other beats in the story.
Ditto the “Black Mass” teaser.
The scene from “Deep Water” isn’t strong enough to hold a minute’s worth of attention and Hulu didn’t even bother to tease us with the greater scope of the story.
Just an incredibly lame trailer from a company that clearly has no faith in this film.
I thought from the title this way going to be a shark movie but then Ben Affleck lives the dream of fingerbanging Ana de Armas and now I have no fucking clue what this movie is about.
Maybe this is related to some other property that I am not aware of, but this made no sense whatsoever. Nothing depicted was either Deep nor Water. It’s a very strange conversation between a couple while Ben gets a handy in a park. To sinister music.
Music says “psycho-killer” movie. Audio says “romantic drama”. Visuals say “softcore porn”. So I’m going to guess this is a Sci Fi comedy thriller instead.
> A married couple who have fallen out of love with each other begin playing deadly mind games against one another that begin seeing those around them dying.
So they finally managed to dig up this corpse and release it?
Is my boy from Phantoms getting a handy?
This is gonna be absolute trash and I can’t wait for it lmao
This could be quite a bad movie coming from Adrian Lynne’s last movies in the very early 2000s/late 90s. I would also expect that Fox/Disney is dumping this on streaming with both the leads apparently hating each other from a bad relationship. I would be surprised if a press tour is going ahead, if it is that would be funner than the movie.
That is one lazy “teaser”.
The granddaddy of these one-scene trailers is “American Sniper” but that sequence was of life-and-death tension … and WB offered glimpses of other beats in the story.
Ditto the “Black Mass” teaser.
The scene from “Deep Water” isn’t strong enough to hold a minute’s worth of attention and Hulu didn’t even bother to tease us with the greater scope of the story.
Just an incredibly lame trailer from a company that clearly has no faith in this film.
What a shitty teaser. Just one awkward scene
The return of the horny king.
Ana De Armas: “Are you bored? Is there something wrong with me?”
*While getting a handy in the park on a sunny day*
Ben Affleck: “You kiddin’ me baby? This is great! Keep going!”
CRINGE.
I started this thinking we were getting some sort of Deep Water Horizon movie. Boy was I wrong.
Oh look an Adrian Lyne movie about an unhealthy relationship.
Why do I think I have seen this movie before?
“Why are you the only man who wants to stay with me?” ~ One of the most beautiful woman on the planet.
What!?
I thought from the title this way going to be a shark movie but then Ben Affleck lives the dream of fingerbanging Ana de Armas and now I have no fucking clue what this movie is about.
Maybe this is related to some other property that I am not aware of, but this made no sense whatsoever. Nothing depicted was either Deep nor Water. It’s a very strange conversation between a couple while Ben gets a handy in a park. To sinister music.
Music says “psycho-killer” movie. Audio says “romantic drama”. Visuals say “softcore porn”. So I’m going to guess this is a Sci Fi comedy thriller instead.
jlo gonna be maaad.
And he really went there..
What the fuck was that??
Absolutely wild that Hulu dropped this on Valentine’s Day, tagged Affleck on twitter and the teaser is just him getting a handjob in a public park.
“Why are you the only man who wants to stay with me?”
“Because I’m pushing 50 and you look 25.”
Ben Affleck: “I’d like to move on to better films than *Batman*.”
Also Ben Affleck:
^(Granted, Tender Bar and Last Duel look great, but still… fire the agent, Ben, You’re better than this.)
Honestly i wish more teasers were like this lol
Ben Affleck chuckles ,”I’m in Danger”
Oh so this is when they hooked up.
> Why are you the only man who wants to stay with me?
Ok so it’s science fiction then
Hearing Ben Affleck breathing heavily as he gets a handjob in the middle of a public park is not how I envisioned my morning going
So good to have Adrian Lyne back making movies sexy again.
Seen this one before. Fingercuffs
I hope her name turns out to be Martha.
So where did she wipe? On the grass?
The other day I saw a comment saying something like “why did the erotic thriller go away?”
Question answered.
This trailer didn’t show any water of which would be deep, let alone any water at all.
Heavy Breathing: The Movie
If How Did This Get Made doesnt do this then Mantzoukas can go start feeding pigeons in the park.
Premise from Wikipedia.
> A married couple who have fallen out of love with each other begin playing deadly mind games against one another that begin seeing those around them dying.
I was part of the test screening for this like 8 months ago…AMA I guess