i always find it amusing when people on Reddit talk about how they would like to get ocular implants, bionic legs, or futuristic-military-grade weapons installed in themselves.
they do not find it amusing when i ask them how they would use those implants.
I read an article back in the 70s written by a mom whose kid lost an arm. He got one of those early hook-type arms. She told several amusing stories about how well he adapted. One was when something caught fire in their oven.
Everyone panicked. Her son just opened the oven and grabbed the flaming pan and set it in some water in the sink. His younger brother just said, “Show off.”
Do you know how important it is to know about the pie thing…
If I were in the similar situation, I would have asked about eating with the same scene.
i always find it amusing when people on Reddit talk about how they would like to get ocular implants, bionic legs, or futuristic-military-grade weapons installed in themselves.
they do not find it amusing when i ask them how they would use those implants.
Killer pies
Isn’t that going to mess up the top crust? I feel this requires further engineering.
What hero is he, the super-grandma?
Bionic ARRRRRRRRRM!
I read an article back in the 70s written by a mom whose kid lost an arm. He got one of those early hook-type arms. She told several amusing stories about how well he adapted. One was when something caught fire in their oven.
Everyone panicked. Her son just opened the oven and grabbed the flaming pan and set it in some water in the sink. His younger brother just said, “Show off.”
I read this comic in Yzma and Kronk’s voices.
could you get a heat-resistant prosthetic these days? it feels like it should be possible, but I’m not sure
This has Venture Brothers vibes
Wouldn’t that “Metal” arm just also conduct heat super fast warming his whole arm quick and eventually the rest of him too?
Why does this give me r/RimWorld vibes
I’m cyborg so must kill? Seems a little unfair.
Someone get Warwick a pie.
Everyone has a different take, but to me it read like Archer.
I was hoping for another slide of him using the wrong hand to take a pie out of the oven
$20 says he forgets which hand is the cybernetic one when he goes to grab that pie.
Doc reminds me of Ali G
That’s going to chafe my willy!
No bitches?
Smurf Bono
The doctor and his profile shot remind me of doonsbery or doonesbury, I forget I’m spelling from memory.
I have an idea how he might have lost his original arm.
priorities lol
Don’t do what you’re thinking. You’ll rip your dick off.