Monday, February 3All That Matters

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  • My youngest son did that to me while I was asleep on the couch, it was the worst waking experience I have ever had. You don’t understand how hard a toddler can bite until this has happened to you. The end of my penis was black from literally being crushed, he literally bit the last 5-10mm of it. My foreskin was so swollen it looked like I’d glued an enormous grape to the end of it. Going to hospital with a wound like this, no matter how much your girlfriend backs you up, does not look good.

    He also bit my girlfriends nipple while feeding so hard she flatly refused to breastfeed him again. He was nearly 18 months old by this stage, so had teeth. I have a photo of it somewhere, probably not going to get permission to post it..

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