Okay, since no one has linked the actual news story. A bear in fact did eat a mountain of gak and died – and thus the legend of Pablo Escobear was born.
I read about this true story during the pandemic. The article I read had an ad at the bottom for t-shirts and I immediately bought a cocaine bear t-shirt. It’s the only shirt I wear to weddings and funerals. The actual bear is stuffed and in a museum in Kentucky now.
The actual story behind cocaine bear is also very very crazy.
Actually has very little to do with the bear and a lot more to do with the insane dude who smuggled that shit and ended up falling from a plane to his death, landing right in someone’s backyard.
Spoiler Alert…..the bear loses everything. His cave, wife and BOO BOO. Starts giving BJ’ers for half a picnic basket of rotten hm sandwiches. Even Ranger Smith disowns him.
You know what? Im glad this is not a reboot, a remake or whatever the fuck hollywood wants to recycle and rebrand it. Maybe not Oscar worthy, but they made something unique.
Nice to see Isiah Whitlock Jr. but also shout out to the funny tiktok retail worker meme guy Scott Seiss getting a big gig. I hope he has some sassy lines.
Son of a bitch, I’m in.
1.) I still can’t believe they made this movie
2.) I still can’t believe this was Ray Liotta’s final movie
At first blush I was like ‘Really? Making a movie about *that?!*’. After watching, I’m all-in.
Felt like I was high as hell watching the trailer. I’m in!
This looks incredible
Was that the Angry Retail Guy in the beginning of the trailer?
I loved those videos he made about shitty customers.
EDIT: It is in fact the same guy. His name is Scott Seiss.
For those that don’t know him, he made [these](https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA) series of videos online a few years back.
It isn’t a superhero movie, so it’s got that going for it, which is nice.
Citizen Kane
The Godfather
Shawshank Redemption
Cocaine Bear
They brought Ray Liotta back from the dead for this…this… Masterpiece?!
How did they get this cast??
Now this is movie making.
Okay, since no one has linked the actual news story. A bear in fact did eat a mountain of gak and died – and thus the legend of Pablo Escobear was born.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/pablo-eskobear-story-legendary-cocaine-8474914
https://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2019/10/02/pablo-escobear-absolutely-bizarre-story-kentuckys-cocaine-bear/
[There’s already a sequel in development](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmQTIS9Rv4)
Can’t wait for the trilogy.
– Meth Bear
– Flacca Bear
At 1:50 the bear snorts cocaine off a disembodied leg. I’m in.
Give the Oscar.
I read about this true story during the pandemic. The article I read had an ad at the bottom for t-shirts and I immediately bought a cocaine bear t-shirt. It’s the only shirt I wear to weddings and funerals. The actual bear is stuffed and in a museum in Kentucky now.
Its like a 2010s slasher but with a bear on cocaine
it’s because he’s smarter than the average bear.
This movie looks like it went WAY overboard and is completely ridiculous.
I can’t wait to see it!
Marijuana Bear would’ve played out very differently.
Real happy they showed all the kills in the trailer
The actual story behind cocaine bear is also very very crazy.
Actually has very little to do with the bear and a lot more to do with the insane dude who smuggled that shit and ended up falling from a plane to his death, landing right in someone’s backyard.
Movie looks rad tho ngl
I’ll watch anything with Character Actress Margo Martindale.
Was kinda expecting something stupid. Actually looks really good. Ok, I’m on board this crazy train!
Bear+cocaine=good times
Hell yeah dude
People say that Hollywood has run out of ideas.
Spoiler Alert…..the bear loses everything. His cave, wife and BOO BOO. Starts giving BJ’ers for half a picnic basket of rotten hm sandwiches. Even Ranger Smith disowns him.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
SHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit…
Anyone else thinking Danny McBride should have been too?
Ok Hollywood, you got me. I’ll down an edible and give you my money… with some concessions
If there’s not a moment where Isiah Whitlock Jr. goes, “sheeeeeeiiiiiit,” I will be extremely disappointed.
This looks like the kinda movie the got green lit at a strip club in Atlantic City.
This might actually be fantastic
You know what? Im glad this is not a reboot, a remake or whatever the fuck hollywood wants to recycle and rebrand it. Maybe not Oscar worthy, but they made something unique.
This is shaping up to be this generation’s Snakes on a Plane
This might be the greatest use of the “Inspired By True Events” tag that I’ve ever seen.
God Bless Elizabeth Banks.
Joe Rogan is going to have an orgasm and seizure at the same time when he hears about this
Well shit. I ain’t ever seen such a ridiculously beautiful piece of shit.
I thought this was going to be some kind of parody YouTube video.
Nope it’s 100% a full real length film, and I’m for it, this trailer had me dying lmao!
No one has mentioned that this is directed by Elizabeth Banks. So now you know.
Nice to see Isiah Whitlock Jr. but also shout out to the funny tiktok retail worker meme guy Scott Seiss getting a big gig. I hope he has some sassy lines.
I thought this was a spoof trailer! This is an actual movie!
This may be the actual greatest movie ever made.
The real bear is stuffed at a mall in Lexington. His official name is Pablo Escobear.
“An apex predator, high on cocaine… out of its mind,”
They did it. They did the meme. The meme that a bear becomes the most dangerous apex predator on cocaine.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/dbc2qm/cocaine_bear_apex_predator_from_the_dead/