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City Threatens Single Mom’s Day Care After Golfer Complaints

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  • Bullshit, it’s incredibly hard to find trustworthy solid care for the most important ones that can’t care for themselves. Fucking douchebags acting like a daycare effects golf game is ridiculous. What you can’t have any noise? This ain’t the pga.

  • Texas. The bastion of freedom and the state most likely to secede from the US for what they feel is too much government overreach.

    Also Texas. Welp… I just don’t thank this woman should have the right to allow children to play in her yard cause it could mess up my swing on that one hole if I hear children 100 yards away from me so can we just use our local government to shut that shit down?

  • So it’s okay to have a golf course, a business, in a residential area but not a personal daycare? Interesting.

    What should be done is have a member of the course let her know every time that shit former mayor dude has a scheduled time so she can invite over kids for playdates and have them screaming in the backyard while he tries to tee off. Well, that and many more things to disturb that dickbag.

  • I live right across from a public golf course. I’ve lost count of how many dumb fucks I’ve had to chase off my property because they were shit shots, hit it across the street, and off my house in to the backyard, and decided to hop a chain link fence, cross the street, then open my gate and let themselves in to my backyard to look for it. 2 broken windows, and a car window.

    So having had to deal with a mass of bullshit from golfers on said course, as soon as I pull up by the greens on my drive home I jack the music up so the bass I blaring and enjoy my drive. Every now and then people will yell as I get out of my car “You know some of us are trying to focus here” and shit like that, to which I happily respond “You know some of us don’t give a shit right?”

  • Just to play devils advocate here, is it safe to have children playing right on a golf course? Sounds like one shitty shot away from a golf ball shaped dent in a child’s skull…

  • She should work with the course to provide child care to people who are golfing, would get the moms and dads out on the course more while keeping the kids close by and giving an opportunity to say hello at that tee box.

    I’m in the camp of no kids on the golf course but some kids near one tee box is the same as a highway next to a tee box or maintenance/homeowners taking down trees, mowing the grass, hammering nails, etc. these things happen and worst case you take a second shot if a kid screamed in your backswing or something.

  • Golfer who lives in Austin, and has played a ton of courses that are next to or go through neighborhoods…never once have I noticed the noise or been distracted by someone in their own backyard. What a miserable POS.

  • I’m a fan of cutting out penises from full sheets of plywood as art to decorate the perimeter of my land. Some of them even pertain to my own religious beliefs. They last longer when coated with neon paint and God sees them better if they hang from a rope to move in the wind or are raised up as high as possible.

  • Figured it’s some fat, white, boomer asshat who says, “I got mine but fuck anybody else who tries to take advantage of the same things I took advantage of. That shit ain’t happening’ on my watch.”

  • I used to live next to a golf course when I was younger. We’d climb over the fence and steal golf balls, as well as collect lost ones. Then sell them back to golfers for 25c each. I still, to this day, have a shoebox full of golf balls. And not a single regret. Golfers are 90% assclowns, 10% people happy to get cheap golf balls without asking questions. The satisfaction of climbing a chainlink fence while fat guys try to run 100+ yards while angry, well it truly can last a lifetime.

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