The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we alll recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. The return of the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart present itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The shopping cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
I guess US stores don’t care about this problem or they would have implemented coin operated shopping carts like other countries and put cart narc out of business.
I don’t think it’s wise to approach people and claim they don’t have a real disability. You don’t know what pain people might be in just by looking at them.
Not putting your cart back and littering are two massive pet peeves of mine. I’ve called out multiple people on their lazy boneitis and get similar responses so I’m all about Cart Narc. Put your shit away and be a decent human.
Fun fact. Sebas used to sleep in a gutter when he was the producer for The Regular Guys. He later upgraded to a leaky trailer in a strip club parking lot.
Cart narc is stupid. I worked at a grocery store for 15 years and the only time this is an actual problem is around the holidays. People tend to grab and use stray carts so you get this natural progression into cart points anyway, be they official or not. I’d rather have a lack of people like this guy an more people leaving carts out.
Cart narcs fakes videos and people still eat it up.
He did a video doing it to some washed up comedian then a few das later that washed up comedian posted his own video about working with him and doing it and not in a was to make him seem innocent. The cart narcs gu was part of his video and the have done videos together before that.
Is the cart narc silly? Yeah. As evidenced by the vocal siren and the lazybonesing.
But he’s honing in on such a simple thing (returning your gosh darn cart) to highlight a fundamental flaw in our society: lack of any consideration for others. Cart narc is a hero.
Also: Dr Phil is an absolute trash human. And fuck Oprah for providing him any whiff of credibility.
There are so many videos of people being absolute trash to the Cart Narcs guy and Dr. Phil chooses to show the one that paints the guy in the worst light possible.
I would absolutely love for someone to dress like a plague doctor from the dark ages with lazy bones written on them and just run around leaving carts all over the parking lot at the same place this guy is filming
haha legend
Man, he’s gotten a ton of mileage out of a stupid radio bit.
Doctor Phil totally leaves his cart in the middle of the lane.
and he’s still more legitimate than “Dr” Phil even after all of the silliness
If you haven’t heard the episode on Behind the Bastards did on “Dr.” Phil
Part One: Dr. Phil Is Even Worse Than You Think And You Probably Already Think He Sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG4cfO9k2Mg
Phil seemed to hone in on the “violation” thing – IMHO it is a violation of the social contract.
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we alll recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. The return of the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart present itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The shopping cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
Are those russian dudes still throwing on those giant stickers for folks driving on sidewalks and stuff?
Why did I expect this guy to be like a little skinny dweeb?
the funny part is “dr phil” asking another man who trained him and how is he qualified… the irony
Phil def not putting his cart back. Bet he’s a lazy bones
I guess US stores don’t care about this problem or they would have implemented coin operated shopping carts like other countries and put cart narc out of business.
Dr. ~~Phil~~ Phuckphace
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I don’t think it’s wise to approach people and claim they don’t have a real disability. You don’t know what pain people might be in just by looking at them.
But also return your fucking carts
Dr. Phil being a POS asking pedantic incredulous questions. Go figure. Fuck this dude
Haha, this is Seabass (sp?) from 99x in Atlanta. Used to be a part of the regular guys morning show many years ago.
Yeah… Dr. Phil is still just awful to watch.
Dr. Phil is a piece of shit and we have Oprah’s retarded ass to thank for that.
Not putting your cart back and littering are two massive pet peeves of mine. I’ve called out multiple people on their lazy boneitis and get similar responses so I’m all about Cart Narc. Put your shit away and be a decent human.
Phil: so let me get this straight, you think that throwing magnets at these cars is funny?
Narc: I do… and I’m tired of pretending like it isn’t!
Fun fact. Sebas used to sleep in a gutter when he was the producer for The Regular Guys. He later upgraded to a leaky trailer in a strip club parking lot.
Phil is a fraud and a charlatan.
Cart narc is stupid. I worked at a grocery store for 15 years and the only time this is an actual problem is around the holidays. People tend to grab and use stray carts so you get this natural progression into cart points anyway, be they official or not. I’d rather have a lack of people like this guy an more people leaving carts out.
Dr. Phil is fucking dumbass
I wonder how many people are going to make a comment about how “shopping carts are the ultimate litmus test…”
Cart narcs fakes videos and people still eat it up.
He did a video doing it to some washed up comedian then a few das later that washed up comedian posted his own video about working with him and doing it and not in a was to make him seem innocent. The cart narcs gu was part of his video and the have done videos together before that.
Is this the “I blocked your attack” guy?
Fuck. Dr. Phil
Dr Phil is such a dildo
“WOOP SKIDDELY WOOP WOOP That’s not where the cart goes!”
They both suck
I appreciate shaming, we went down hill when some Karen decided shaming was bad
Is the cart narc silly? Yeah. As evidenced by the vocal siren and the lazybonesing.
But he’s honing in on such a simple thing (returning your gosh darn cart) to highlight a fundamental flaw in our society: lack of any consideration for others. Cart narc is a hero.
Also: Dr Phil is an absolute trash human. And fuck Oprah for providing him any whiff of credibility.
Holy crap! I had no idea that DR. Phil was still on the air.
Thank God for the Cart Narc doing what needs to be done.
This guy is a genuinely awesome dude.
Dr. Phil is and always has been an asshole, loved it when the bum fights kid walked out dressed like him.
There are so many videos of people being absolute trash to the Cart Narcs guy and Dr. Phil chooses to show the one that paints the guy in the worst light possible.
I would absolutely love for someone to dress like a plague doctor from the dark ages with lazy bones written on them and just run around leaving carts all over the parking lot at the same place this guy is filming
People who fake disabilities should all be named and shamed.
He really should just not bother people in the handicapped spots. You can’t diagnose their handicap so don’t judge them.
This guys is old? Hes a bigger loser than I ever imagined.
Wow, I pictured a cross between napoleon dynamite and the skinny kid from Superbad. I was way off.
[Dr. Phil](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPvBPodP7Ds) is awesome.
If you don’t put your cart back, you’re a piece of lazy shit.