These fuckers shit 2lbs a day. A thousand in your field, that a ton of shit. Nitrogen poisoning of your crops, contaminated run off into your water supply, next thing you know famine. Sneaky Canadians.
If you’ve ever fucked around, and found out, you know this is the meanest, nastiest, toughest Air Force in the world. Throw a half dozen geese in a room with 50 soldiers and lock the door, we know who comes out on top. There will be no survivors.
Actually it’s Canada Air Force
You looked up? You are so lucky they weren’t doing target practice as well… those “bombs” are nasty…
Cobra Chickens
Meanest air force in the world
Coming soon to a jet engine near you!
These fuckers shit 2lbs a day. A thousand in your field, that a ton of shit. Nitrogen poisoning of your crops, contaminated run off into your water supply, next thing you know famine. Sneaky Canadians.
You don’t fuck with Canada gooses or Canada mooses
I ran across their ground troops mining the lake shore today.
You got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me! And I suggest you let that one marinade!
I see Goose but where’s Mav?
Around my neck of the woods we have to use specially trained dogs to chase them off private property
*Royal* Canadian Air Force
You forgot that we’re subjects of that ridiculous english king.
I see they are they are testing that 3 fuselage bomber again
If you’ve ever fucked around, and found out, you know this is the meanest, nastiest, toughest Air Force in the world. Throw a half dozen geese in a room with 50 soldiers and lock the door, we know who comes out on top. There will be no survivors.
Never fuck with a Canada Goose, they will fuck you up. They’re the only thing Canadian that isn’t nice, and doesn’t say sorry.
Greetings from Ontario, Canada.
Ever see what happens to a small plane when it runs in to a flock of these babies? Yeah, watch out.
Probably responsible for more downed aircraft than any military since WW2.
Oh gees(e)