Pastafarians are legit, lol. It’s an actual religion. One of their acceptable head wear is a colander. There’s a story out there somewhere about a woman that successfully fought to have her religious headwear on in her drivers license picture. So funny to me. People on the right? Giving all religion a bad name, A-holes!
Sorry drinkers, this guy says you’re going to hell – but I can sit here hitting this three foot glass bong and his sign says I’m fine! Apparently this guy is actually telling us how much God is pro-drugs!
I can’t stand the church signs that say shit like “hell is coming for you” or something like that. The entire point of Christianity (if you believe it) is to HELP OTHERS. Not condemn them. You’re supposed to be the good in the world
these fucking people. every state school ive gone too has some sad middle aged fuck yelling at all the young people for being young. last semester some hardcore douchebag was rambling in our quad and I went up to him and pointed to the earbuds in my ear. i informed him that no one was listening because everyone was wired for sound. after inspecting the general area and noticing everyone’s earbuds he instantly deflated and looked so defeated i almost felt bad for the guy. but when he tried to say something i just pointed to the shit in my ear and strutted off.
If you want a different religion, try The Satanic Temple:
There are Seven FUNDAMENTAL TENETS
I
One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
II
The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
III
One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
IV
The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one’s own.
V
Beliefs should conform to one’s best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one’s beliefs.
VI
People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one’s best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.
VII
Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
I wonder what happened to someone to make them decide they’re just going to stand around with a stupid sign telling people they’re going to hell. Did they get tricked by a conartist religious leader, did they experience some tragedy, did they do something and think this is repentance. What the fuck would make someone lose their mind and be an asshole like those two of the right.
Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen.
You gotta love the irony of people who try to tell you to “trust Jesus” always trying to interfere with everything and pass judgment on everyone. They might as well wear a shirt that says “I’m not very smart and I’m a goddamn liar”.
Has *anyone* ever looked one of these awful signs from a hateful preacher at a campus and thought to themselves, “You know what, I like the cut of his jib. I’m going to join his church.”
That sign of all the people who will go to hell…that is the list of people Jesus hung out with and considered his friends…so maybe they don’t really know jesus
Some interesting omissions from that list.
I’m all about the beer volcano
R’Amen!
With that list on the right, they’re making hell sound like fun
Bull Dog ministries. Where the badass pray.
Also see the merch store for shirts with paragraph phrases about your badassery written in 5 different fonts.
Pastafarians are legit, lol. It’s an actual religion. One of their acceptable head wear is a colander. There’s a story out there somewhere about a woman that successfully fought to have her religious headwear on in her drivers license picture. So funny to me. People on the right? Giving all religion a bad name, A-holes!
I could do without thieves and liars
I don’t really trust Jesus, given the sort of people that go around boosting him. They might want to take some classes on PR and marketing.
That list is just everything they’ve done in the past year….
Leaving pedophiles off the list on the right. Hmmmm
Dear Jesus, please save us from your followers.
Sorry drinkers, this guy says you’re going to hell – but I can sit here hitting this three foot glass bong and his sign says I’m fine! Apparently this guy is actually telling us how much God is pro-drugs!
I’ve been touched by his noodly appendage. R’amen!
Most of those sins are like a to-do list for many evangelists.
thought it said abolitionists go to hell
I would kinda be ok with it if they would acknowledge Donald Trump did all of those things and should be shunned by real Christians.
Ye I am going to hell.
Let’s take highway to hell.
Take a note of the only one happy in this picture… 😁
Read those signs again. Those two on the right aren’t “preaching”. They’re bullying. What a couple of asshats.
It’s so disgusting and creepy how christians constantly hound children or young adults. Sick, sick people.
w…. witches
I can’t stand the church signs that say shit like “hell is coming for you” or something like that. The entire point of Christianity (if you believe it) is to HELP OTHERS. Not condemn them. You’re supposed to be the good in the world
these fucking people. every state school ive gone too has some sad middle aged fuck yelling at all the young people for being young. last semester some hardcore douchebag was rambling in our quad and I went up to him and pointed to the earbuds in my ear. i informed him that no one was listening because everyone was wired for sound. after inspecting the general area and noticing everyone’s earbuds he instantly deflated and looked so defeated i almost felt bad for the guy. but when he tried to say something i just pointed to the shit in my ear and strutted off.
Just the one abortionist, then? OK.
Fornicators? I have bad news for these guys’ parents
If you want a different religion, try The Satanic Temple:
There are Seven FUNDAMENTAL TENETS
I
One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
II
The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
III
One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
IV
The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one’s own.
V
Beliefs should conform to one’s best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one’s beliefs.
VI
People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one’s best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.
VII
Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
http://www.thesatanictemple.com
Gonna need a pamphlet on this stripper factory
Hail Satan and spaghetti
“Rapists” and “pedophiles” are conspicuously absent from the “going to hell” list…
“Fornicator” ?
Does this man realise he wasn’t born on a tree ?
“Witches”
Oh, he may genuinely not know that…
I wonder what happened to someone to make them decide they’re just going to stand around with a stupid sign telling people they’re going to hell. Did they get tricked by a conartist religious leader, did they experience some tragedy, did they do something and think this is repentance. What the fuck would make someone lose their mind and be an asshole like those two of the right.
That bulldog guy forgot **Corinthians 6:11**
Which turns the meaning upside down. As it teaches that ALL those sinner will get to heaven, trough Jesus Christ.
But that would a message of love not a message of hate. Who would like that! Not those guys…
“Judge not, that ye be not judged.” — Jesus (Matthew 7:1)
Is a stripper factory like a build a bear?
Boy, those HappyJoy Christians look downright *miserable*.
Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen.
Good to know that fight against witches is still strong in America
If ive said it once I’ll say it again: nothing sells crazy like a colander on your head
If I’m already going for being an atheist, what’s my incentive to not do all the other stuff?
Personally, I have a problem with adulterers, liars, and thieves, which is why I didn’t support Donald Trump.
You gotta love the irony of people who try to tell you to “trust Jesus” always trying to interfere with everything and pass judgment on everyone. They might as well wear a shirt that says “I’m not very smart and I’m a goddamn liar”.
“Fornicators” lmao fucking virgins
Has *anyone* ever looked one of these awful signs from a hateful preacher at a campus and thought to themselves, “You know what, I like the cut of his jib. I’m going to join his church.”
The ones on the right would murder the guy on the left if it was legal to do so
Voting matters
Why does the guy in the middle look like he’s not allowed within 500ft of a school zone?
That sign of all the people who will go to hell…that is the list of people Jesus hung out with and considered his friends…so maybe they don’t really know jesus