“This door is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed it to the hinges it’d be pushing up the daisies! Its doorway managing processes are now history! It’s off the twig! It’s kicked the bucket, It’s shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-DOOR!!”
Dang. This door needs to apply for SSI.
“Here’s your sign”
It’s legs are old bent, it’s ears are grizzled, it’s knees are knackered.
“This door is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed it to the hinges it’d be pushing up the daisies! Its doorway managing processes are now history! It’s off the twig! It’s kicked the bucket, It’s shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-DOOR!!”
I don’t know what they are selling, but based on this sign, I’m buying from them
I feel like George Carlin would also loathe this door.