Oh dear, oh my, an asteroid so large,
Like 422 Hulk Hogans, it’s on a charge.
Towards our planet, it hurtles fast,
A threat to our existence, it could be our last.
But wait, what’s this, a message from space,
From the Hulkster himself, in a heroic race.
He’ll save us all, with a mighty slam,
This asteroid won’t stand a chance, he’s our man.
With a flex of muscle and a roar so loud,
Hulk Hogan charges through the cloud.
He grabs that asteroid, with all his might,
And sends it spinning, far from sight.
Thanks to Hogan, we’re safe and sound,
Our planet saved, from a cosmic round.
So let’s raise a glass, to the Hulkster’s power,
A true hero, in our darkest hour.
Whatâs scary is that I did not initially question the âHulk Hogansâ but instead asked what âcrash in earthâs orbitâ meant. Pure American right here.
If you use Andre the Giant units, the number required will be lower.
America will use anything but the metric system
the most american measurement
Surprisingly this is a British article as indicated by football instead of soccer
i died of laughter to this wtf
Oh my lord, did you hear about the asteroid they just found?
Yeah it’s only like 18 Hulk Hogans so it’s no big deal.
Is that not how we measure size anymore?
They do it exactly for this reason. Dumb units get headlines. The story gets featured on weekend update, more clicks, and so on.
Sweet!
But it’s only like 364 Big Shows so that’s not to bad.
Anything but the metric system, baby!
Edit: Yes, I know this is from the UK. No, I will not change my joke.
Supposedly he has a coke can pene so maybe?
Americans will use anything but the the metric system
Amazing how innocuous âcrash into Earthâs orbitâ is, but still made it into a headline.
What is that in half-giraffes, please?
Yeah, but how many football fields is that?
Some counties use metric.
The US uses football fields.
The conversation rate is a little hard though
So the Asteroid is also lying about its size x 422?
Hulk Hogans, my favourite unit of measure, somewhere between a Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson and a Big Show.
Just in case anyone hadnât worked it out already, this particular publication isnât known for quality journalism.
Am I fucking going over brother?- HH
The British will measure with anything except the… wait
That’s a lot Brothers!
The ultimate male vs the ultimate meatball
Whatcha gonna do brother, when Asteroid-Mania runs wild on you?
Here we go. Britain stealing something else from another country. STAY AWAY FROM OUR CULTURAL HEROES!!
Iâd like to think that the best part of this was this had to get past an editor who needed to fact check this.
âWe need to figure out what a python is, to establish a unit of measure.â
Brother
But if all 422 are all *real Amercicans*, shouldnt we have a parade?
Oddly specific.
Anything to avoid metric, apparently!
r/anythingbutmetric
/r/anythingbutmetric/
WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER, WHEN THE 422 HULK HOGAN SIZED ASTEROID RUNS WILD ALL OVER YOUUUUU!
I hate this fad of comparing things to dumb shit.
Brother*
Ftfy
r/anythingbutmetric
How many bananas is that?
Oh dear, oh my, an asteroid so large,
Like 422 Hulk Hogans, it’s on a charge.
Towards our planet, it hurtles fast,
A threat to our existence, it could be our last.
But wait, what’s this, a message from space,
From the Hulkster himself, in a heroic race.
He’ll save us all, with a mighty slam,
This asteroid won’t stand a chance, he’s our man.
With a flex of muscle and a roar so loud,
Hulk Hogan charges through the cloud.
He grabs that asteroid, with all his might,
And sends it spinning, far from sight.
Thanks to Hogan, we’re safe and sound,
Our planet saved, from a cosmic round.
So let’s raise a glass, to the Hulkster’s power,
A true hero, in our darkest hour.
Americans are incompatible with the metric system
How many Chris Benoits?
How much the u.s. hates using the metric system.
America will use anything besides the metric system.
Damn and it’s a UK paper, you can’t even haul out the old “anything but metric”
Whatâs scary is that I did not initially question the âHulk Hogansâ but instead asked what âcrash in earthâs orbitâ meant. Pure American right here.
Why hasnât the US switched over to Schwarzenegger units like the rest of the world?!?
US: Any type of measurement but metric!!
Americans will use anything but the metric system
Damn yanks will do anything to avoid the metric system.