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Books that never should have been published 2.0
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Poor kitty
This makes me feel sad lmao
Beggars can’t be choosers
More than likely in a couple of seconds someone somewhere is going to type something akin to: “I would!”
*Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It’s not your fault*
Seems like a half dozen people at least took the day off to allow this to be that
Lol
The author knew exactly was he was doing.
Mrs. Slocombe: “I tell you, Mr. Humphries, my pussy was just absolutely devastated when no one wanted to play with it.”
Mr. Lucas: “I suspect the smell would have damn near killed the lot of them!”
Mrs. Slocombe: “Another word and I’ll box your ears!”
Captain Peacock: “Mr. Lucas! A word if you please!”
*Mr. Lucas walks over to Captain Peacock*
Mr. Lucas: “Captain Peacock, I simply-”
Captain Peacock: “Mr. Lucas, you will at all times refrain from discussing Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy. Are we clear on the matter?”
Mr. Lucas: “I can assure you I will have no problem refraining in all ways from anything to do with Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy.”
Captain Peacock: “See to it that you do.”
*Mr. Lucas returns to stand by Mr. Humphries*
Mr. Humphries: “How did that go with his royal highness?”
Mr. Lucas: “I am heretofore to refrain from all matters regarding and concerning Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy.”
Mr. Humphries: “You would do well to do as I do and just refrain from dealings with all pussies. I wouldn’t be caught dead doing anything involving a pussy.”
Mr. Lucas: “I have heard that about you, Mr. Humphries.”
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Books that never were published 2.0
My favourite kids book is Brenda’s Beaver
Hmm I’m pretty sure about half the internet would disagree. Aint nothing wrong with a little smell
Ahhhh from the same author of the unpublished book “Don’t touch the ANGRY COCK”
So that’s what that song from Friends is about🤣🤣
r/TheyKnew
Makes me feel like I need to wash my hands.
They are not wrong.
To the people who thought this was actually real, it’s not. The original is called “The Wait-For-Me Kitten”. Here’s the original cover:
https://i.imgur.com/2xYEZrJ.jpg
True but it this a real book?
Pussy is not like weed. Ain’t nobody want to smell it from from another room.
Get your mind out of the gutter. Granted needs better title.
More like the title just didn’t age well.
I need to find this book and give this to my ex girlfriend
“do you want to play with my balls” isn’t any better
Edit: books that should be mandatory