Is that’s a measuring scale I can get behind, the hell with bananas let’s use human testicles, an average football pitch can be expressed as 367,000 human testicles laid face to face around the external border.
I don’t know why you guys are acting all surprised. It’s the ocean, that’s where the more exotic measurements are used.
Like in this case, the average Sunfish, which travels at around 5 knots per hour, swims at the depth of around 200 cunts and has a brain the size of 3 testicles.
My testicles are 2/3rds the size of a Sunfish’s brain.
But I’m hung like a seahorse.
What an absurd comparison of measurement.
Hilarious.
Did the marine biologists not have a ruler on board?
“Hey Charlie, we need to measure this thing. Pull down your wetsuit and put your left testicle next to both of mine”
This old [gem](https://www.reddit.com/r/rant/comments/5shm1r/why_i_hate_the_sunfish)
“I calls it looks I sees it. I’m a whale biologist”
Idk, [Carlos](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/12627pg/an_enormous_fossil_of_the_stupendemys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) may beg to differ.
That’s nuts
But which human’s three testicles?
I caught an ocean sunfish! Good thing I’m wearing ocean sunscreen!
Is that’s a measuring scale I can get behind, the hell with bananas let’s use human testicles, an average football pitch can be expressed as 367,000 human testicles laid face to face around the external border.
Which testicles? Mine aren’t identical. >_<
My brain (at least the one that wins most arguments) is the size of two.
That means 1 bull testicle.
Americans will use *anything* to avoid metric units
The average news editor has a brain at least four human testicle large.
3 of lefty or 3 of righty.
Was it the left or the right testicle?
Well…..it is within arms reach for half the population, for sure! Rumour has it, many more!
*every time you look at your balls, think of this fish*
Well now I’m questioning what they mean by “boniest”
I don’t know why you guys are acting all surprised. It’s the ocean, that’s where the more exotic measurements are used.
Like in this case, the average Sunfish, which travels at around 5 knots per hour, swims at the depth of around 200 cunts and has a brain the size of 3 testicles.
Rest of the world: Here, use this metric ruler for measurement.
America: Nah, we have these three human testicles!
Anything but the metric system
Americans really do use anything besides the metric system
That’s a baby whale.