They call me Velveeta ‘cuz I’m creamy and smooth
Thrillin’ all the boys in the back room booths
Have ya feelin’ cheesy while I dance in your lap
For an extra hundy I can give you the clap!
For my bachelor party last year we did something super unique and went to a strip club… anyway, we all got pretty drunk but my brother was blacked out and we had no idea. He apparently spent the majority of the time engaging various strippers and discussed the most effective way for them to unionize.
Velveeta was the name of one of the reporters in Idiocracy? The idea was that people would become so dumb as to start naming themselves and their children after corporate products.
Cheesy. Creamy. Awful.
Cause I make you melt baby!
Her stripper name is Velveeta because her pussy smells like cheese
Mm velveeta…let me dip food in you.
On another note, what a great facial expression.
Better than Limburger
Can’t wait for the list of union members to be published.
They call me Velveeta ‘cuz I’m creamy and smooth
Thrillin’ all the boys in the back room booths
Have ya feelin’ cheesy while I dance in your lap
For an extra hundy I can give you the clap!
I thought “Beach” was the name
That doesn’t look like Velveeta
https://youtu.be/oxu1iWfiuyU?si=q_GVdEMnHT0HG1Jv&t=24
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not to be confused with Vulvita
No mother would name their kid Velveeta! That’s a fake name! I think her friend Skyye is really into me though….
On my way to the clinic just reading this
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER! NEXT UP TO THE STAGE, VELV- what the fuck?”
I think that name is kinda cheesy
My wife’s nickname is junk food. She hates it, until it’s bedtime and I’m eating her like a savage who hasn’t had dinner.
For my bachelor party last year we did something super unique and went to a strip club… anyway, we all got pretty drunk but my brother was blacked out and we had no idea. He apparently spent the majority of the time engaging various strippers and discussed the most effective way for them to unionize.
You really should listen to their interview with Adam Conover from “Adam Ruins Everything.”
It’s an awesome story on how they won their union fight but yet the club owners are still trying to be dicks and fight some more.
https://youtu.be/_fgXihmHIZk?si=hU39WSLrQOG8LlIV
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were you falling over when you took the photo?
Stripper Lives Matter!
She got the
s and the 
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Idiocracy again?!
Velveeta was the name of one of the reporters in Idiocracy? The idea was that people would become so dumb as to start naming themselves and their children after corporate products.
Dang, that name is so cheesy.
What do want? | Clean dollars
When do we want it? | YES
The spokesperson for the Monday afternoon shift is named “Government Cheese”
She’s called Velveeta because she’s supported by crackers.
Full support for the Twerking Class.
Aren’t state names generally good stripper names? Georgia, Montana and so on.
Personally I like Idaho
Missed opportunity to be “Vulveeta”
They call me Butter because I am an easy spread.
But good on them for organizing in a union.