If only he was smart enough to walk around a tree three times and then walk away.
Really, this is the only thing that separates us from the animals. Humans have a certain level of concern when there’s 30 ft worms hanging out of our ass. Other than that, we’re pretty much the same.
Jesus Christ that’s a monster of a tape worm. This made me think of the video of some girl who was recording her self naked dancing or something and you see a worm peek out her asshole. I just barfed. Goodnight
That’s just the bear’s new diet, trying to shake off that hibernation weight in time for swimsuit season. She just bought some bikinis online, size 2. So … gonna look amazing.
We don’t get the videos we need. We get the videos we deserve.
So is it okay, or…
New weight loss trick sweeping the country!
Who needs ozempic when you have worms
Nature’s spaghetti
Shardik? That you?
Thank you Satan.
….well, so much for late breakfast.
That’s not a tapeworm, that’s a whole 25 yard roll
“How do you know the bear has tape- ooh….”
Wonder he doesn’t scratch his ass instead of his neck.
Get that bear some Ivermectin!!
If only he was smart enough to walk around a tree three times and then walk away.
Really, this is the only thing that separates us from the animals. Humans have a certain level of concern when there’s 30 ft worms hanging out of our ass. Other than that, we’re pretty much the same.
There is no God
Super easy, bearly an inconvenience.
Seems like it would be unbearable
This is why I don’t accept wild game meat from my hunter friend
That tape worm
has a bear 
attached to it
So that’s where the saying “The whole 9 yards” comes from.
Ok, who wants to “Lady and the Tramp” that bears ass?
Jesus Christ that’s a monster of a tape worm. This made me think of the video of some girl who was recording her self naked dancing or something and you see a worm peek out her asshole. I just barfed. Goodnight
Worst part is now knowing there is a greater than 0% chance you could be walking outside and step in a massive pile of tapeworms
Silly bear… Tapeworms go on the inside!
I… Just want to yank on it.
Somehow I imagine a cartoonish Charmin commercial seems fitting. I might talking outta my ass though.
Awh it must be an umbilical cord from recently giving birth.
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*Don’t correct me, I prefer being wrong*
That aint no tapeworm, that’s a damn taperope
You know he’s going to eat that at some point, right?
I just came here to read the comments without watching the video, and just picturing it is enough for me, thank you bye
Cocaine bear dont need a sequel yet
So that’s what System of a Down was singing about
I’m so torn between sharing this with other people and just pushing it away and trying to forget it
*stops eating spaghetti*
That’s enough internet for today
The Alaskan Bull-Worm
It’s 8am and I’m done with the internet for the day
Does a bear shit in the woods? -Yes
Does a bear drag tapeworms in the woods? -Also Yes!
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Nope-on-a-rope.
Great. Now my asshole itches.
Those aren’t tapeworms, those are tapepythons
That’s must be a shitty environment for the tapeworm. I wouldn’t be able to bear it.
That’s just the bear’s new diet, trying to shake off that hibernation weight in time for swimsuit season. She just bought some bikinis online, size 2. So … gonna look amazing.
he chillin nothing to see here famalamadingdong dw
I see nothing wrong with the bear’s ninetails cosplay
Those aren’t worms, that’s just what the NFL uses as 10yd chains in the yardage markers.