Tuesday, February 11All That Matters

Basim being a good role model

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  • My thoughts were “Wait, are you really gonna… Seriously?! Okay then. Fuckin’ hell, Basim…”

    For those unfamiliar with this one, there’s a side quest in AC:Mirage that has a kid stuck in a tower.>! The kid’s afraid to perform a Leap of Faith — something, which is played off as this huge deal in the assassins’ training — by literally jumping off a minaret into a cart of hay. Good ol’ Basim goes “Bro, it’s super easy. Just jump, bro.” and leaps gracefully into the hay, y’know, having gotten years of training for that kind of shit. The kid follows suit in a less-than-graceful manner and there’s a moment you fear he’s fucking dead. But as luck would have it, the kid’s fine somehow and Basim’s all “Bro, look me up with you hit puberty and we’ll talk about training you to be an assassin, bro.”!<

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