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…all the *fun* stuff!
So in short, do what your told and don’t explore the world and all it’s possibilities
By witchcraft, he means science.
The Devil is Hogwarts?
Sounds like a great teacher, can we get him in schools?
He left off STUPIDITY!
Witchcraft? Haven’t learned that one yet, maybe I’m half obeying Jesus.
I don’t get the Evolution one, except that these people get offended when you suggest that we may be descended from/kin to apes – I mean, farmers have been using selective breeding in both crops and livestock for millennia.
A gentleman and a scholar that devil is…
Can’t they just go to college for psychology, in fact most Christian colleges offer psychology classes
What a homo
I think this man has something wrong with him
living irony.
Idk about the devil but I know who will teach me how to coordinate wearing khaki head to toe
Sounds fun, would definitely join
Like.. is there a class for this? Because it sounds like fun.
I’m kind of curious if he’s doing it ironically
I can either be obedient or be educated, you say?
So Jesus would teach them to be Republicans?
If you don’t indoctrinate your children into the myth of my choice then I believe that they will learn things that will improve their understanding of the world and themselves
These people are the worst.
Hail Satan
Trump supporters are so fucking stupid.
“I will send you to Jesus!”
I’d like to think he’s making a joke, but it’s more likely he is one.
Also: punk rock and roll and candy bars. The devil fuckin’ rulez.
Can he tell me where the witchcraft is?
Edit: I know about the others /s
This dude looks like he goes home and smells his underwear after a long day
I mean I did kinda think that my intro to psychology professor was Satan given his tests were torture.
Don’t tempt me with a good time.
Notice, we have to be Jesus’ TA, yet Satan shows up to class regularly
…why psychology
I guess the devil is my kind of people. 🤔
This reminds me I’ve always wanted to tell one of those anti-gay-marriage sign holder protesters “you know, if you don’t let the gays marry each other, they will end up marrying your daughter. How would you like that?”
To Evolve Is to grow, and with growing comes obtained knowledge. Knowledge In Itself Is Evolution, so better not teach them
Pretty sure I took his course.
I think the devil sounds like quite the conversationalist.
I’ve learnt a thing or two in my day about evolution, sexuality and psychology, but I’m willing to disobey Jesus for a little useful knowledge in witchcraft
Nothing wrong with psychology. This guy needs a psychologist.
and JavaScript
This is why fundamentalists don’t like Harry Potter. Hogwarts teaches all these things.
cringe but red pilled
Is this true? I can learn witchcraft?
This sounds like a pretty good deal, not gonna lie
The devil curriculum doesn’t sound that bed specially the witchcraft can you major in that ?
I dont know how someone could say evolution isnt real
They don’t realize how stupid they look. Words that make them clutch pearls are just words to us
It just blows my mind that people like this exist
Wtf did I miss the Witchcraft class? I wanna do spells!
Bet that guy is fun at parties
All words he doesn’t understand because Jesus didn’t teach him those