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Baby shark born at zoo without mother having ever being around male species
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Is his name Jesus?
Lord sharky Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me a swimmer
Life uh
No Mommy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Parthenogenesis baby!
Is it just me or is the title a word salad?
“Okay… who fucked the shark?”
“the baby shark beared a striking resemblance to the tank’s caretaker, Alan”
I wonder if sharks can hold on to sperm like some other species of fish can.
Jesus Shark >! doo doo doo doo dooo dooo!<
Life finds a way
My ex wife had the same thing happen
Why would anyone make a video like this without making the distinction of *how*. Because both artificial insemination and immaculate conception are cool for their own reasons.
Shark Jesus has returned, praise be.
Baaaaaaaaabbyyyy shark shark shark shark baby shark shark shark baby shark.
I had a cousin this happened to at age 15; her family insisted she was a virgin. So, not that uncommon.
He has risen…
… __From the deep!__
If you don’t feel like watching a video like me: https://www.kron4.com/news/national/shark-surprises-illinois-zookeepers-by-reproducing-without-a-male/amp/
“Baby shark born of Parthenogenesis” would have saved me some headache.
Immaculate
Parthenogenesis is cool
Jesus shark.
expected more religious shark cults.
I, for one, welcome our new savior and messiah, baby shark Jesus.
And there it is
r/holup
And now we know why various Popes have been hiding stuff for 2,000 years.
We stole the Bible from the finest oral tradition of sharks.
Jesus was a shark…and he has arisen.
Kind of explains the movie Jaws and why the rest of the shark species has been so pissed off for so long.
Also…does anyone speak shark?
Could prove useful.
Hatched from an egg!!
Nobody explicitly stated the second coming was human
My brother’s ball python has lived it’s entire life in a terrarium all by itself and one day it just decides to lay eggs. We assume the eggs cannot be fertile but my brother takes the eggs to the local pet shop where they’re incubated and I’ll be damned if they didn’t hatch and produce healthy live snakes. It’s done this twice in its lifetime so far.
Another interesting thing about this snake is my brother got it when he was in 7th grade, he’s 44 now. I know snakes can live a while, but 30+ years and still going?!
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/wcqoum/this_crap_on_a_news_article/
This Irish newspaper should dig deeper into this story.
Life uh… finds a way.
Somewhere there’s a guinea pig with a smile and a story
Baby god do do do do do do do
Jesus shark, do do do do…
Jesus Christ of the sharks
He’s back!
Can’t believe top comment isn’t a reference to the song. What has the internet come to.
Me: “Epaulette sharks are the cutest shark.”
Nature: “Behold this *baby* epaulette shark.”
Me: *unintelligible sputtering*
What’s Kanye West up to these days?
Parthenogenesis. More common than you would think
I blame that damn song
oh thats incredible thing
Jesus Christ Supershark
So…all hail Shark Jesus?
Life uh… finds a way.
That shark is gonna be a great carpenter.
Maybe it’s the son of cod
It’s weird how our brains out programmed. I instantly felt very uncomfortable with this, like I was under threat or something. It just doesn’t make sense really to have that reaction but that was my natural response at first.
An immackerel conception