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Australian vineyards take biosecurity very seriously.
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That’s… racist?
The Chinese words: Before you receive permission, please do not enter, or bring your items into the vineyard.
“Do it for the Vines”
I can only imagine how many people end up vomming in the vineyard on their winery tour hens weekend…
I heard through the grapevine “Humans really are filthy”
“You humans”?? Who wrote this?
Humans are *da filthy*
Man, the Chinese there must be really filthy to even warrant an effort of providing a translation specifically for them.
I accept that an attempt was made, but that’s not the end my filth is coming out of.
Yeah this had to happen a lot to get a sign. To be the only other language singled out on the sign means it was a serious issue lol.
The Chinese translation is disappointingly boring
For some context regarding the vomiting image.
There is a type of wine tour in Australia that is very different to your traditional version. Basically you hire a party bus which is normally kitted out with a sound system, disco lights and poles. The bus drives you between vineyards, breweries and distilleries in a wine region. You spend about 45mins at each stop. Between each stop there is a lot of dancing and partying on the bus.
Over the course of the day the bus patrons get absolutely blind drunk (aka maggoted). I’ve been on many wine tours and someone vomiting (aka yakking) in the vines is not uncommon.
It’s okay I identify as a grape.
That’s biosecurity in Australia generally.
Come through the airport with a grenade in you bags: “Ok, we will need to confiscate this, but we’ll let you off with a warning”
Come through with a bag of apples:
“What the f%*k do you think you’re playing at?! Go sit in detention whilst we cancel your visa.”
The grapes are trained to pick themselves.
It’s not just winemakers, most other rich people feel this way too
Well no humans allowed who do they get to harvest the grapes?
When did Skippy the Magnificent start growing grapes?
This is next to the MONA museum in Hobart, Tasmania i believe, seemed to be in the style of that museum to have the sign up
This seems like vineyard run by aliens.
well, we’re they’re not about people in general, they’re talking about Australians which makes it all understandable.
I always do it for the grapes.
Someone should tell them how much fungus and bacteria the average grape vine contains.
Why is the sign so mean. Look what it did to the sign person.
It’s hilarious how the Chinese version is significantly more polite than the English version. We can also handle a joke and two, ya know?
The Chinese writing there…
Tasmania represents
Together grapes strong
Meme this