She had a massive stroke and was on life support for months. The moment she woke up and tried to talk the nurses told her to try to rest and not spend her energy talking… first thing she did was tell a dirty joke. When she was learning to walk again she told me “I was hauling ass, but I had to make two trips!”
Her favorite comeback was “No shit, Sherlock.”
We got her some silky red “drawers” (underwear) for Christmas as a joke. She put them on her head and proudly wheeled around the nursing home. When we asked what on earth she was doing she said “Well hell, no one’s gonna know I got ’em if I put ’em on my ass…”
Aunt Jackie looks like she makes a fantastic apple pie, but DO NOT get in her way in the kitchen. And you better not slam the screen door! Party on Aunt Jackie!
Reminds me of my Great Aunt Jeanie. She would say to the kids “Come over here so I can get a good look at ya. Now that you’re here go get me a drink from the fridge.” Loved her.
She seems like a hoot. 🙂
Looks pleasant.
Hahahha! I was Aunt Jackie all DAY today. Lol,
I wanna do tequila shots with Aunt Jackie.
Spicy
Did she play Large Marge on pee wee?
What’s funnier than old ladies who cuss like sailors?
Reminds me of my Ninny Pearl.
She had a massive stroke and was on life support for months. The moment she woke up and tried to talk the nurses told her to try to rest and not spend her energy talking… first thing she did was tell a dirty joke. When she was learning to walk again she told me “I was hauling ass, but I had to make two trips!”
Her favorite comeback was “No shit, Sherlock.”
We got her some silky red “drawers” (underwear) for Christmas as a joke. She put them on her head and proudly wheeled around the nursing home. When we asked what on earth she was doing she said “Well hell, no one’s gonna know I got ’em if I put ’em on my ass…”
Aunt Jackie looks like she makes a fantastic apple pie, but DO NOT get in her way in the kitchen. And you better not slam the screen door! Party on Aunt Jackie!
My aunt Jackie was definitely not this cool.
Reminds me of my Great Aunt Jeanie. She would say to the kids “Come over here so I can get a good look at ya. Now that you’re here go get me a drink from the fridge.” Loved her.
Married?
The proof is in the picture
She was so ahead of her time
She must be fun at parties
Fuck yeah aunt Jackie
Aunt Jackie has zero fucks to give.
*Aunt Jackie had never seen such bullshit*
Aunt Jackie is a vibe. I aspire to be like her someday.
Hell yeah Aunt Jackie!!!
Aunt Jackie about to come across that table like a spider monkey on crack to pull your nipples off through your ears.
I realize I don’t know her, but I want to steal this pic.
Was she a Proctologist?
Has that Queen Elizabeth vibe
That’s some wicked arthritis.
Dont fuck with Aunt Jackie..
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Love it..
Hell yeah, Aunt Jackie.