Well I mean, I have been asked by a lesbian couple I know to “donate” for them to have a kid
Kind of a weird thing to ask and it was such a weird convo “hey we wanted to try for a kid and you have all these features we wanted , can you be our donor? we can pay you even “
Worst part was when I told my wife her reaction was not one of that’s weird it was “are they going to pay you? If it’s like enough money go for it because you have no shortage of that “
Edit : since people seem to be missing why “donate” was in quotes and saying syringes and stuff exist , they didn’t want a syringe they wanted direct , fresh from the tap kind of deal
Happy ending?
I have a beard but I’m an ugly cunt, guess I’m out.
You should have told me before my vasectomy.
Why bearded?
Don’t trust the system
The beard is used to bring in samples from home.
Don’t just compliment it, tug my beard damn it
I wonder if they know that the ability to grow a beard doesn’t depend on whether you actually have one.
Anyone know how to wank off a bearded dragon?
I hope the door to the place has a sign that says “cum in were open” the door has to be a pull of course.
Yes this is my level of maturity.
I’m bearded and OK looking, but I cheat at monopoly.
Someone is definitely gonna show up with a clip on beard
Oh no I’m not falling for this again!
I hope they’re not pressed for time, because…
nice guys finish last
Well I mean, I have been asked by a lesbian couple I know to “donate” for them to have a kid
Kind of a weird thing to ask and it was such a weird convo “hey we wanted to try for a kid and you have all these features we wanted , can you be our donor? we can pay you even “
Worst part was when I told my wife her reaction was not one of that’s weird it was “are they going to pay you? If it’s like enough money go for it because you have no shortage of that “
Edit : since people seem to be missing why “donate” was in quotes and saying syringes and stuff exist , they didn’t want a syringe they wanted direct , fresh from the tap kind of deal
Nobody would ever choose my genetics.
New tinder bio just dropped
Are you forklift certified?
If you want my sperms, COME AND TAKE THEM!
I’m buying a beard transplant, donating, and fucking up your so called gene pool.
Sounds like somebody wants a bearded baby.
Leave my sperm beard alone already!
I’ll sell you my sock for 80 dollars.
Call 1-900-OK FACE
https://youtu.be/ZOKYnoHYvdc
Hey I live around here! Hello fellow Mt albert/pt chev resident!
Bearded?
FYI, in case you haven’t heard, men have been sued and forced to pay child support for donating sperm. Don’t donate sperm.
rip guys who can’t grow beards
Surprised height wasn’t mentioned