I can relate. Yesterday I crossed the street at a spot I wasn’t supposed to and got honked at by an angry driver and in my head, I yelled back “Fucking run me over then!”.
I suspect this is gonna be the kind of humor that our kids and grandkids are gonna look at and be like “life bad amirite?” in a very condescending tone.
Okay now hold on! Not all millennials are like that.
Some of us are far less polite.
Who needs an assassin? We’d die of shock if the real estate market would chill the hell out.
Don’t make me beg.
Ngl, that’s literally how I feel right now lol
The millenial would have paid the hitman to kill him but he doesn’t have the money after paying rent.
Hell, i’ll help you spread the tarp for easy cleanup.
As long as it’s not my doing cause I’m too much of a pussy to do it lol. And at least I might make a headline or something idk
They’ll have someone to spend time with for the rest of their life <3
Every. Single. Generation. Thinks “their” generation has it the worst. Grow up dudes, you’re embarrassing us.
I can relate. Yesterday I crossed the street at a spot I wasn’t supposed to and got honked at by an angry driver and in my head, I yelled back “Fucking run me over then!”.
Should have his phone out to say “I won’t call the cops. I just want to record this for my views”
Did [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r8ket3/assassination_of_a_millennial/) not get enough upvotes the first time you posted it here?
So funny mate😐😐😐😐😐😐
I suspect this is gonna be the kind of humor that our kids and grandkids are gonna look at and be like “life bad amirite?” in a very condescending tone.
Gen X here. Just got a tornado warning on my phone and thought “yes please, over here!” 🤣
Now watch me just get homelessed or paralyzed or something. If so I’ll work hard in physical therapy so I can update ya’ll.
Am I allowed to feel this even if I am not a millennial?
Barry?!