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Asking If There’s a Drug Test During Job Interviews
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I wanted to hear why the iPhone lady raised her hand
Please give me the source to this
We don’t test at my job…but always tell people that there is and if they pass it we won’t hire them.
Why are so many people necessary for an interview lawd
About 15 years ago I was interviewing folks for Class B driver positions. I’ve been an advocate for legalization since the 90s. But this dude asked if there were drug tests. I said yeah the state DoT requires it. He got all mad and said something like, ‘Man that sucks. I smoke weed everyday. I ain’t gonna pass that test.’ I got a kick out of it. Some of my peers where astonished. I have to say thinking back on that, I have evolved from where my head was back then. I can’t wait to see part 2. I wanna see the follow ups.
White shirt lady had a question and now I’m dying to know what it was
And just like that, stoners stopped getting anxious before an interview
one of my previous jobs had a drug test when you were hired but the recruiter told me I could do it “now or in 3 weeks”
This whole drug testing concept is completely absurd to me. Why would a company give a fuck what the employees do in their free time. It’s such an authoritarian thing to excist in the socalled “land of the free”.
At 46 seconds, the guy in the top left looks like he started to do drugs lmao
95% of jobs shouldn’t drug test. I hate pissing in cups, I have a nervous bladder and it legit takes, like, 2 hours to get anything usable out of me, and I end up having sore kidneys for a few days after.
Like, why they gotta harvest my piss to see if I qualify for fucking retail?
Man’s filming comedy in interviews while I’m out here struggling to get regular job interviews.
This is the funniest thing ive seen all day
The people laughing do drugs!
Wish I got interviews this damn easily
Jerry the racecar driver must have lost his job if he’s back doing interviews.
That time Joe exotic tried to get funding for his zoo…
Drug testing for jobs is the dumbest thing ever.
Massive invasion of your rights.
mf getting into interviews just for skits while I’m still looking for one.
(I’m a student in SEA looking for remote work that is absolutely bullsht, I can speak, write, and talk in English. hook me up if yall got something to offer like a virtual assistant(voice/nonvoice)
I had a very similar experience at my current place.
“Hey, who do I bring my prescription for Adderall?”
“Why would we want that?”
“In case I hit something and get drug tested?”
“We don’t drug test here.”
Oooookay.
Those who smiled have done drugs, those who didn’t have not
When I interviewed for my current job I asked my director at the time if there was a drug test. She responded that if they piss tested they would need to hire an entire development team.
This dude getting job interviews for jokes while a lot of us can’t get a real job interview.
Previous workplace as a joke: You’ve got the job we just need to do a drug test, is that a problem?
Me: Define problem
Super proud of that one
How the hell did this guy get so many interviews? I’m lucky to get an email telling me “No”.
We test at my job, but say so on the job listings.
And it’s a drug testing company, so there’s that.
Um, these people are all Tiktokers. This isn’t a job interview. it’s a Tiktok trend.
The same company that makes the tests makes synthetic urine, they sell it for like $15 at my local dispo.
Suffice to say, I’ve passed my last few drug tests with no hassle
I took a drug test for a warehouse job years ago. They used the test strips and as soon as you stepped out of the stall they would test it. Well mine lit up like a Xmas tree.
. I told them that I’m only applying this job BECAUSE I do drugs. If I didn’t then I wouldn’t be trying to get such a shitty job. They told me to never apply again. 
. I’m clean now with my own business but I always thought it was funny that such a shitty job would be so serious about drugs.
For you yes
THATS A WRAP FOLKS, MY LAWYER WILL BE CONTACTING YOU
“No drug test?!? But, man, I studied *so hard* for it!”
If this is real, this is hilarious. Fuck it even if it’s not real I’m still in tears lmaooo “HELL YEA”
Got to be the funniest thing hands down
I have no clue how americans, who are en masse too set on their privacy that they wont show ID to cops, are totally fine with drug tests at work and are cool with people being fired for failing said drugtest because they did a recreational drug in their free time.
How is that not a massive invasion of privacy?
I think it would be funnier if he wasn’t making it obvious by that costume and fake hillbilly accent. These people seem to understand right away that he’s just a streamer wasting their time.
This was good
Just got laid off, thinking of incorporating this into my interviews
Bro I need wayyyyyy more of these I’m crying