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As parents, it’s important to place bets with the insurance company every year that we’ll die and hope to lose…
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Woman with a plan
My wife has said that I’m still worth more alive than dead. Optimal time to knock me off is probably near the end of the term policy I have. Maximize my retirement and savings contributions while still getting a payout.
I was doing something around the house, fixing things, and my wife said the most wonderful and romantic thing in the world to me. “OMFG if you die we’re (her and my daughter) are fucking screwed!”
I thought this subreddit was meant to be for posts that are funny
I just set up a million dollar policy on top of a $500k police. I have two kids and a wife that doesn’t work. If I die… 1.5m won’t last forever but hopefully hold them over till she can get back on her feet.
Haha, because she’s going to murder him.
After watching a bunch of forensics files my wife and I have a running joke about how we are going to murder each other for the insurance money.
Pretty sure my will states that if I die or go missing, she did it. I ain’t ending up like Carole Baskin’s husband.
For a while when my kids were still living with my ex-wife, my insurance beneficiary was split between my wife and my ex-wife. I figured that neither of them would kill me for the money, if they knew that the other would get half of the money. It worked out.
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Is this the same wife that loves her kid more than her husband? Seems par for her course.
FYI : Life insurance goes way up in price after 35. If you can, get it before then.
I’m so glad I have life insurance to take care of my family should something happen. That being said planning out what will happen after my death messed me up for a month.