I used to dogsit for a dog that did handstands when peeing. It was a female dog, and she would do handstands to “aim” onto spots she smelled and wanted to hit. (Usually low hanging branches or bushes.)
Years ago, I used to catch a bus to work. At the bus stop every morning, a woman would walk her Chihuahua, and that dog would always walk on its front legs down the sidewalk peeing constantly everywhere. Everyone at the stop would jump back to give it a wide berth or you’d get peed on. He was like a little sprinkler.
I’m pretty sure I never saw that dog walk on all fours.
It’s usually female dogs that do this . They are trying to pee higher to mark territory. It’s how male dogs lift their legs to pee high on a fence or other object. She’s trying to pee higher then the dog that peed before her
When you flex your pee
Your dog build up some awesome pressure back there
You’re seeing a new Yoga pose being created.
Well it’s better than my chihuahua who pisses on his feet.
his piss is so strong that the force of it lifts him up
It is the equivilant of when men stand back four feet from the urnal and saying check this out.
Because it can
he‘s just using every opportunity to let them haters know about his sick core strength
But what’s really impressive is when he takes a shit, he levitates.
That’s what it feels like trying to pee with morning wood.
Ahh, the updog urinates.
maybe doesnt want piss on the feet? there was a little foot wipe on the grass at the end too
It’s not enough to mark your territory. You have to do it with flair.
I used to dogsit for a dog that did handstands when peeing. It was a female dog, and she would do handstands to “aim” onto spots she smelled and wanted to hit. (Usually low hanging branches or bushes.)
Years ago, I used to catch a bus to work. At the bus stop every morning, a woman would walk her Chihuahua, and that dog would always walk on its front legs down the sidewalk peeing constantly everywhere. Everyone at the stop would jump back to give it a wide berth or you’d get peed on. He was like a little sprinkler.
I’m pretty sure I never saw that dog walk on all fours.
What was that lmao
I have seen dogs mimic their owners….you be the judge
Have seen quite a few dogs wee like this. I have no idea where they get the idea.
🤣🤣🤣 I have an 18 lb rescue mutt that used too pee like that! Absolutely hilarious every time!
Blast force?
Your dog may be autistic
Because Vishlas are the dopiest creatures on the planet.
My dog does this too. High pee wins
I would pee like that if I could…
Doesn’t like getting pee on its feet???
Look, this is the dog version of hands free peeing
You wouldn’t wanna stand in the puddle of your own pee, would you?
They’ve been practicing calisthenics and can finally show off to random people at the park
Is this the dog version of rich people lifting a pinky to drink?
Mine is takin a shit that way
It’s usually female dogs that do this . They are trying to pee higher to mark territory. It’s how male dogs lift their legs to pee high on a fence or other object. She’s trying to pee higher then the dog that peed before her
It’s funny how so many people in this thread keep calling the dog he even though it clearly is a she lol
Doesn’t want to get pee on her feet. My border does it too. Not as dramatic. You could probably teach her to walk on her front legs
That’s how my dog poops when he’s backed up against things like a bush or a tree 😂
r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Because they are weird. Lol
Too many jackie chan movies for him
Calisthenic pee 💪🏼🚿
Pee wheelie
He hates pee getting on his legs
Your dog trains at 10th planet.
the dog doesn’t like the splatter and has very good upper body strength.
Could also be an Alpha thing too. dogs who cover the most area with pee means that area is theirs now.
Doesn’t want to get his paws wet
Calisthenics practitioner
That’s got to be a really strong stream
Propulsion physics.
Parkour!