now i have to apologize to all the horror movie productions for criticizing when the victim ran and fell to the ground hundreds of times… turns out that’s real
Imagine being unable to outrun a voracious aquatic meat caterpillar whose top speed is 4mph which you see coming from a hundred feet away because you cant stop tripping over your own feet.
This is mildly infuriating and this woman does not represent me.
Sea lions are very strong and very heavy. I worked at a marine mammal rehab center for a little bit and I saw one nearly bite someone’s finger off. I’d yell for help too.
This is not funny. Seal bites are no laughing matter. Their bites have a crazy bacteria. If you don’t get serious antibiotics pronto, wherever you were bitten will probably need to be amputated.
In the beginning of the video you can tell she was taking pictures of or recording the seal. She wasn’t respecting its space and so it decided to solve that problem.
He’s gonna ALL Right
The way he just slumped over when human got away
LOOSE SEAL!
She runs like she’s got noodles for legs. If I ever have to flee from a bear, I hope she’s with me.
She runs like you do in a nightmare
now i have to apologize to all the horror movie productions for criticizing when the victim ran and fell to the ground hundreds of times… turns out that’s real
Seals are vicious. Had one creep up on me while dangling my feet over the water of this cove.
Imagine being unable to outrun a voracious aquatic meat caterpillar whose top speed is 4mph which you see coming from a hundred feet away because you cant stop tripping over your own feet.
This is mildly infuriating and this woman does not represent me.
Sea lions are very strong and very heavy. I worked at a marine mammal rehab center for a little bit and I saw one nearly bite someone’s finger off. I’d yell for help too.
I like how the seal falls over right after she does.
This is not funny. Seal bites are no laughing matter. Their bites have a crazy bacteria. If you don’t get serious antibiotics pronto, wherever you were bitten will probably need to be amputated.
This must happen frequently enough as the person holding the camera was prepared. “Hey Sheryl, the seals are attacking the drunk tourists again.”
Follow up this post with one of the greatest, informative videos of the past few years:
How to Identify a Seal
https://youtu.be/yUaNHA-WQWg
Lucille!!!
She escapes like every character on The Walking Dead
In the beginning of the video you can tell she was taking pictures of or recording the seal. She wasn’t respecting its space and so it decided to solve that problem.
With violence. As one does. /s
Disney really made people think predatory animals are friendly.
And with that first stumble, her fate was sealed.
That’s the seal of disapproval right there
How has this person survived this long?
She almost sealed her own fate.
🎶You picked a fine time to eat me loose seal 🎶🎶
South Africa
Seals might seem cute but they are actually pretty dangerous. I heard a group of them killed Bin Laden.
One of the main reasons humans did so well with natural selection is our endurance. We can run fast for a for a pretty long time.
Note: Not me. I’m fat. But like “humans”.
Now I understand how one of these killed osama bin laden