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Damn.
Tell my ex Darla I said ‘Wassup~’
Gross. I’m in.
Put a sign on your door handle that says “pull out”
At least they seem friendly
At least you know they’re not uptight. I think that’s a good sign.
Is that the backdoor entrance?
If you get caught jerking off on their door step and they get upset with you, let them know you were going to cum inside.
i see what you mean the corlor of that door is awful
Is it a warning or an invitation?
Pretty welcuming if you ask me.
Invitation or just an FYI?
That’s how you know it’s an apartment and not a condominium.
gigidy
Well did he come or what?
-Mallrats
Reminds me of this WKUK skit.
https://youtu.be/N9fOQ81SO3Y
Flip it over and it says ‘Whalecum’
I bet everybody who rides the elevator in that building gets off on the third floor
Cum Don’t
Inside Open
Woof.
Sounds like a quality neighbor. They’re either really really welcoming or have a good sense of humor, both of which are great neighborly qualities.
It’s a welcum mat
Sign the lease, then get a doormat that says “no, you want 309”
One night you should splatter some mayonaise all over the door and leave a note that says: “Whoops, came outside.”
That isn’t a welcome mat it’s a label. No one lives there it’s just a room full of cum.
My apartment complex actually bans welcome mats in the hallway.
I mean, it’s probably due to a tripping hazard in the communal space, and housekeeping needing to work around them, but this too.
Welllll…..did you?????
You know that scene from The Shining, where blood comes out of the elevator? That, but with a different fluid.
It’s either a hot girl or an ugly naked guy, roll for luck
All that door needs is a hole, then it would be glorious.