High, my name’s Zach and I did the comic. For the record, my wife didn’t think it was funny. You can see more comics my wife doesn’t think are funny every day at [www.smbc-comics.com](https://www.smbc-comics.com)
I dunno, depending on your fancy I can think of a LOT of different sexy places you could put it. Just because there’s only 3 main holes doesn’t mean you can’t get creative.
Edit: I’ve seen people post all sorts of great body parts to try (or not try) fucking, but everyone’s still sleeping on the toys! Variety is the spice of life
Made me giggle. Thanks
My wife once told me I could put it anywhere I want. So I went and had an affair.
I hated when I went to Blockbuster and I had 15 movies in my head but as soon as I walked inside it was like I had no idea what a movie was.
High, my name’s Zach and I did the comic. For the record, my wife didn’t think it was funny. You can see more comics my wife doesn’t think are funny every day at [www.smbc-comics.com](https://www.smbc-comics.com)
I dunno, depending on your fancy I can think of a LOT of different sexy places you could put it. Just because there’s only 3 main holes doesn’t mean you can’t get creative.
Edit: I’ve seen people post all sorts of great body parts to try (or not try) fucking, but everyone’s still sleeping on the toys! Variety is the spice of life
If my wife ever says this to me, I’m gonna put it in her ear.
But why does it specify an anatomy book for children…
That is code for she wants it in the ass.
Vanilla. Still a fan fave.
Just say OK and gently place it on her elbow.
I have to admit, it took me a minute to realise they were… fornicating.
I just thought someone was placing some object somewhere, like on a shelf, in the dark for some reason!
What kind of person hears this and then suddenly asks for clarification?
It’s been said that more men have talked their way out of sex than into it.
Strong Larry David vibes here
Pick your battles gentlemen.
“You can put it anywhere you want…”
*sicks dick in electrical outlet*
Pro tip: go vanilla THEN chocolate. Never the other way around.
How to ruin the mood in a few steps XD
It’s her subtle way of offering up butt stuff. Take a hint, Todd.
This level of pedantry during sex has happened to me. It didn’t end well haha
Calvin and Hobbs is getting weird
Armpit it is!