There was a man that inhaled a pea and it grew in his lungs, they thought it was cancer at first but turned out to be a sprouted pea that kept growing and growing. I’m too lazy but someone look it up it’s a real thing I saw it on the news.
Better than sex ed in the south. At least this example shows how a seed could grow, as opposed to burning for eternity if you let a seed fall anywhere close to the proximity of your body.
I don’t remember the name of the cartoon, but it had a plot around this and a watermelon plant exploded out of this little girl’s mouth. Thanks for dragging that from the archives.
I saw in some discovery show that the sun would eventually blow up and boy that scared me so freaking much. Imagine q kid running around screaming “THE SUNNNN IS GONNA DIE”
When I was a kid we would feed watermelon to our dog and we would find plants growing in her shit piles weeks later. It’s how many plants spread and grow. Animals eat the seeds and shit them out later. Berries are spread by birds mostly.
Goddamn Rugrats
The black seeds grow in your stomach
Kids these days don’t even know
My grandpa told my cousins and I that this would happen, except growth would occur from a different orifice.
Mine grew out of my belly button.
Overthinking? More like being lied to as a child
There was a man that inhaled a pea and it grew in his lungs, they thought it was cancer at first but turned out to be a sprouted pea that kept growing and growing. I’m too lazy but someone look it up it’s a real thing I saw it on the news.
It was stories like this which gave me Generalized Anxiety
I’ve swallowed plenty of seed and never got pregnant
I wonder if you could swallow enough chia seed that some would sprout.
Wait, this doesn’t happen?
I always imagined it coming out the other end.
u/repostsleuthbot
My grandma used to tell me a watermelon would grow in my stomach if I consumed the seeds. Freaked me out so much I wouldn’t eat watermelons.
Better than sex ed in the south. At least this example shows how a seed could grow, as opposed to burning for eternity if you let a seed fall anywhere close to the proximity of your body.
I don’t remember the name of the cartoon, but it had a plot around this and a watermelon plant exploded out of this little girl’s mouth. Thanks for dragging that from the archives.
Damn, I always was afraid I was going to get reverse deep throated by watermelon.
I saw in some discovery show that the sun would eventually blow up and boy that scared me so freaking much. Imagine q kid running around screaming “THE SUNNNN IS GONNA DIE”
Scenario: You’re on a ship, and low on food, but you have a single watermelon slice.
Step one: Swallow watermelon seed.
Step two: Fertilize with its flesh.
Step three: Don’t starve.
Step four: Profit.
https://youtu.be/884bgHYmdgs
Just gotta smoke some cigarettes and you’ll be ok. Or was that apple seeds?
It actually grows out of your bellybutton
I never heard the idea of the vine growing up your throat, that’s way scarier than just the melon
So, this is what drove the demand for seedless watermelon!
There have been plants growing in lungs. Apparently it happens with peas but this link is a fir tree that grew in a man’s lung.
https://www.discovermagazine.com/health/too-strange-to-be-true-tree-found-growing-in-mans-lung
When I was a kid we would feed watermelon to our dog and we would find plants growing in her shit piles weeks later. It’s how many plants spread and grow. Animals eat the seeds and shit them out later. Berries are spread by birds mostly.