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Any cool alpha dudes wanna shake hands?
Any cool alpha dudes wanna shake hands?
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I’ll take a firm handshake over a fucken clammy wet noodle anytime. I’ve taught my son’s at a young age, firm handshake and look the person in the eye is the respectful way. If you don’t get the heebee-geebees from the limp wrist handshake you have a problem.
My brother is the kind of guy that’ll try to crush your hand. There’s a big difference between a firm handshake and being a dick about it
I do this unintentionally sometimes when I’m just excited or trying to show enthusiasm about meeting someone.
Some bigger guys do this to me, I’m 5’3”. I’m also a fairly accomplished rock climber… so I think it’s hilarious and give it back. They always let go first, no idea why.
I don’t do it by default obviously. Only if they start it haha
I always deadfish the handshake with ppl who do that. Like here ya go buddy, feel tough? lol *pat on head* good for you
That unnecessary squeeze is a sure sign of a very insecure man.
A giant able to palm a basketball since 2nd grade, so people folks mostly behave. Those that don’t usually need to find some ice soon.
As I get older my arthritic in my right ring finger is getting way worse. Every time some guy goes for the firm shake it feels like that finger is being broken. FYI, it feels really unmanly when you wince and go limp when a guy shakes your hand.
I just go in for a hug instead, I don’t like handshakes for this reason
I don’t get the punchline.
I’m a fiberglass guy. We end up with stupidly strong hands and forearms but are basically twiglike everywhere else. It’s from hanging onto grinders/sanders and sanding often. But don’t usually meet too many people that can out-squeeze me. I don’t go for the strong handshake, because I could break someone’s hand by accident. I’ve nearly almost done just that in the past. I just try to match whatever someone else is putting down.
This only ever happened to me once.
My best friend owns a sweetshop, gets a few characters in that are, abnormal, let’s say.
One dude that comes in is soooo full of shit with his stories and he tries to out macho you at every moment.
First time I ever met him, he shook my hand and stared me square in the eyes just unblinking. He started squeezing, I just looked down at our hand and then back at his face. He’s just squaring me down and pigeon chesting.
Looking him square in the face I just rolled of my tongue “Jeez, that’s a strong grip you go there, that your wanking hand? I’m using mine”
Guy let go straight away and never spoke to me 😂
Joke: 8/10
Sweater: 12/10
I’m all team not crushing hand at greeting but if you give me your hand like you’re a duch Prince and not even bother to acknowledge we are greeting for the split of a second I will kill you.
I hate it as much as I hate the jelly-handshake… some want to crush your hand, thr others make you feel like you lost the sense of touch.
Why’s he look like he’s wearing 27 sweaters
My old man always taught me that a firm handshake while you look the person in the eye says a lot about you and gives a good impression. Only a dumb fuck wouldn’t know if wasn’t going overboard with the grip strength though.
You don’t squeeze you flex your hand and shake, you babies can’t even shake a man’s hand? Hank Hill would be disappointed
I have sweaty palms most of the time so I like to linger and watch the instant regret on the face of such gents.