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Deep tissue indeed
And?
Are you four?
Doubt Amazon created this photo.
Know what?
0.7 inches
Must be a typo..
dad: what is this?
me: just a massage gun dad
This is just a seller trying to skirt Amazons rules.
Amazon doesn’t write or monitor listings, it’s entirely the seller using the platform.
Deep tissue percussion sounds painful
At $13 you know that thing is just dissolving inside you…err… on your shoulder.
This can marketed right next to the “banana cleaners” they also sell.
We know, they know, the advertisers don’t know. All is good.
Since they sell all kinds of adult products on Amazon, why do you think Amazon even cares enough to pretend it’s something else? The seller puts the description in, but Amazon doesn’t care one way or another so why does this even matter?
Free returns
Two-day free returns on this item? Okay.
Wait are girls really piston-fucking themselves? I would think this type of massager would be kinda painful.
That’s a Black and Deeper drill
That’s a Black and Deeper drill
The people who think Amazon make the listing themselves are the same people who think Rotten Tomatos sets the scores for movies.
Oh wow those really are a thing
Did you check out the video?
I got one on Facebook for a “Water Vase” that was clearly a bong.
Anyone got the link? Asking for a friend…
“Portable Muscle”
But can you spend FSA on it?
At that price, I’d be afraid to use it near any orifices I care about
Did anyone else immediately thought of the Anal Intruder of „Top Secret!“?
I found a taser on Canadian Amazon, which in case you don’t know, are illegal here.