October 25, 2023 by highroller886 [ad_1] Ad Wizards Hard at Work [ad_2] View Reddit by highroller886 – View Source
100% Noise Free Guarantee* ​ ​ *Excludes driver and passenger screams. October 25, 2023 at 10:04 pm Reply
Here we are talking about it. Seems like a pretty successful ad to me. October 25, 2023 at 10:14 pm Reply
Don’t forget to buy a new Duralast Engine, it’ll get you nowhere fast! October 25, 2023 at 11:00 pm Reply
Had a rotor warp after 4 months, and my brakes squeak non-stop due to the amount of dust they produce. Wouldn’t recommend them. October 25, 2023 at 11:11 pm Reply
“Our air filters will really make your car suck the air out of the room!” October 26, 2023 at 2:03 am Reply
Took me a while to find what was supposed to be funny! Then I noticed the big red circle and it was able to see it. October 26, 2023 at 6:38 am Reply
This way you can’t sue them when the brakes don’t work? “We told you it won’t slow you down.” October 26, 2023 at 5:28 pm Reply
oh well, what’s the use of those breaks then? haha
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*Excludes driver and passenger screams.
I believe the “fewer comebacks”.
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Here we are talking about it. Seems like a pretty successful ad to me.
Don’t forget to buy a new Duralast Engine, it’ll get you nowhere fast!
Haha. If you pay more they will.
Had a rotor warp after 4 months, and my brakes squeak non-stop due to the amount of dust they produce. Wouldn’t recommend them.
Congratulations. You got the joke.
🎶 Get in the zone … AUTOOOO-ZONE! 🎶
Sort of clever, yet sort of opposite of clever
“Our air filters will really make your car suck the air out of the room!”
I’d rather have the brakes that slow me down
Musta been the ones they had on the Ledbetter family truck…
… when you apply the no-squeal grease to the rotor face.
Thank fuck that circle was there
Took me a while to find what was supposed to be funny! Then I noticed the big red circle and it was able to see it.
Umm, don’t you want the brakes to slow you down?
For the ex girfriend in your life.
This way you can’t sue them when the brakes don’t work? “We told you it won’t slow you down.”
Hey! Marketing people!!! You had just ONE fricking job…