Looks like an Onion article. This is one of my favorites…https://www.theonion.com/italian-grandmother-doesn-t-have-heart-to-tell-family-a-1822927180 October 21, 2023 at 2:48 am Reply
I explained to my young daughter what a shy pooper is. I explained how her dad would rather suffer than use a public stall. She said- oh! that’s why he always tells us to leave him alone when we try talk to him while he’s pooping! he’s being shy! October 21, 2023 at 4:37 am Reply
Wow, these are the things that give me hope in humanity still :’) October 21, 2023 at 4:51 am Reply
boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that’s why I poop on company time. October 21, 2023 at 5:02 am Reply
Dad here, this is true. My wife yells at me all the time for pooping too slow. Oh look she’s yelling at me now October 21, 2023 at 6:02 am Reply
Some folks don’t understand the *second wave*. No sense in getting up if I’m just gonna have to poop again in 10 minutes. Also sometimes I’m just reading… I’ll know it’s time to get up when I lose feeling in my legs. October 21, 2023 at 1:34 pm Reply
huh?
Just in time to reach the office by 2.30 pm.
Looks like an Onion article. This is one of my favorites…https://www.theonion.com/italian-grandmother-doesn-t-have-heart-to-tell-family-a-1822927180
I explained to my young daughter what a shy pooper is. I explained how her dad would rather suffer than use a public stall. She said- oh! that’s why he always tells us to leave him alone when we try talk to him while he’s pooping! he’s being shy!
Magical 🙌
Wow, these are the things that give me hope in humanity still :’)
boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that’s why I poop on company time.
Dad here, this is true. My wife yells at me all the time for pooping too slow. Oh look she’s yelling at me now
That’s my signal
I can relate
AMBM is a real medical condition, this isn’t funny.
First or second dump?
After noting it in his daily log.
Some folks don’t understand the *second wave*. No sense in getting up if I’m just gonna have to poop again in 10 minutes.
Also sometimes I’m just reading…
I’ll know it’s time to get up when I lose feeling in my legs.
This lines up to every other journalist post I see now days
Don’t rush me.
Only time of the day where you have some time for yourself.